Sept. 3, 2026
Behind the Scenes: Rehearsal, Revelations & Unexpected Laughter
Two hosts review rough footage and experiment with a new format, candidly debating bodily functions and the role they play in their household
A conversation full of playful, honest moments—complete with irreverent humor and warm camaraderie—revealing the messy, human side of creating content.
Escape the daily grind with two chaotic seniors who completely lack a filter as they dive into unhinged, outrageous topics guaranteed to clear your skin, cure your stress, and transport you to a better mood. Coming soon, Laugh Out Loud with Mari and John the podcast!
00:31 - Experimental Start
04:04 - Farting Accusations
06:45 - Gender and Gassing
08:14 - Master Farter Returns
10:05 - Sign Off and Regret
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The rehearsals, that everything we were doing might be wrong?
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Well, it's not necessarily wrong. It's just we're experimenting it.
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Yes. Okay. Thank you for being so positive.
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This is Madi, by the way. She's very positive.
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I'm John. I'm very talkative. No, in serio.
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So we were about to sit down to go over some of the footage that we shot today
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while we were kind of like testing a different format.
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Right. And with all the tension attached that goes with realizing,
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that we really need to change things up, we really need to make it more interesting,
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we really need to bring more fire to this thing if we're going to at all make it splash. Right.
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Yeah, it's got to be extremely interesting. But at the same time,
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it's worthless if we don't figure out who we are and what we need to say.
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Oh, yeah. It's all going to be just a big game, bubble of hot air that we're
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going to be distributing. I don't want to do that.
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Who are you? I don't want to do that. Yeah. Who are you?
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Who, who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you?
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Who, who, who, who? Oh, my God. We're dating ourselves. Yeah. We're old, by the way.
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You'll probably see that. You're the same, girl. No, we're old.
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Yeah, we are. You can tell. By the way we poo-poo, the way we fart,
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the way we wake up with pain in our body, the way that people don't look at
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us like they want to have sexual encounters.
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Those days are gone. Because of self-girlfriend. Yeah. I still got,
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you know, cute as below. You are the cutest sister. I have to admit.
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Okay. I'll give you that. Thank you.
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But, you know, you were born a bit blonde. I don't mean that.
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Listen, don't send hate mail my way, please.
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I'm an old person, and these are the ways we used to speak. We weren't woke.
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We are now. We weren't then.
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And the language is stuck. It's hard for me to let go of it.
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I will try. I promise. Don't hate me.
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You grew up with a bunch of people in your house. For me, it was just my brother and me.
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Oh, so you're sweet, or is that what you're trying to say? No,
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no, not necessarily. I mean, we had our moments, but, I mean,
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you've seen Jesus and Linda. You guys are sweeter. Shut up. You are.
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You guys are such adorable people. Oh, I can't stand it.
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I know. It's gross. I grew up in a large household with... A lot of bitches
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in your house. I'm sorry.
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I love them, but a bunch of bitches. I'm sorry. There were seven in our family,
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one adopted after that, eight, and then there was,
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Our cousins, we always had people living with us or visiting our house.
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Commonly had 14 people, 20 people.
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Listen, estamos mexicanos, estamos a cojo. And I'm saying that like a Puerto
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Rican because we all are Latino.
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We're Cubano because I think we're all one family. You know what I mean? Absolutely, I agree.
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Yeah, that's what I say. We're brothers and sisters because we have that Latino
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blood in us. You know what I'm saying? Amen, sister, sister.
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Okay, so here's the thing. How about we get to the video now and show these
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people what exactly happened behind the scenes when we were,
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you know, going to hold a business meeting about the footage we shot that was not cutting it.
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And then the subject turned. Who knows what happened? We went on a track that had nothing.
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Just watch. Just watch. Okay. Here we go.
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So, I just want to ask you really quick. Yes.
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Are you concerned at all, worried, that you have perhaps, in this household,
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taken over the position of Nestor Farter?
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I don't know why you're laughing. It's a very serious question about a very
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serious matter that is occurring in this household.
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Something that I know I am paying attention to and am worried by what I see,
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Oh my God, it's only been the past couple days Yeah, but you're showing all
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the signs I recall, I once held this title, if you recall Proudly,
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I might add What I'm saying is the following Yes,
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I'm seeing signs that are troubling, to say the least.
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Yeah. I'm seeing prolonged, large sounds, rumbling sounds coming out that are,
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how shall I say this, audible from three buildings away.
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Cause the walls to rumble are prolonged. I said that already. I think so.
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Okay. And then a boisterous cheer afterwards where you appear to be proud of them.
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You're gagging because you're laughing so much, which is further concern.
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You know, I've seen this before.
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I've seen it in myself. Yes. I've seen it in brothers.
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And sister it's now in you and I'm saying the infection has spread,
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and yes I got the virus man yes you do I recall at different points this last
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week having to turn around and head in a different direction in the house,
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because you were in front of me say 10 paces and you ripped a loud one and it
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was like yeah I'm gonna turn around and go the other direction until it clears
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that Green cloud clears.
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And then on the news at 11 p.m., entire neighborhood wiped out.
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Film at 11. I've seen it. I had this happen to me. So what would you like to say in your defense?
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Guilty.
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What was that? I didn't understand. Guilty. Guilty?
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Guilty. Well, that has been determined, I believe. Man!
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Girl, what's happening? Is it what you're eating? Is it that you're getting
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more comfortable? Do you think you're a man?
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Uh, I was about to say all of you above. Didn't that piss you off, that last question?
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It pissed me off. I'm like, what is that supposed to mean?
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Do you think you're a man? But I don't know if the qualities that you mentioned are great.
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Oh, you mean for a woman or for anyone? For anyone. Yes, but they are ones that
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have been possessed by one genre over another, by one sex over another.
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And let's face it, women do fart. Maybe they brag about it with other women.
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Maybe while the guys are busy Isn't it obvious?
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So do you guys So you guys get together and fart You guys, I mean You're another girl,
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But listen I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends I farted in front of my
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guy friends But I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends,
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I didn't, it took me a long time Except for me, when you first met me You ran
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outside the garage We were blood. We were of the same blood.
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I don't know how to explain it. We were like siblings.
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You fart in front of your siblings. You fart in front of your family.
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That's where you learn how to...
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Before you can fart in public, you must learn to fart in front of your family.
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That is it. You said you were born farting in front of your family.
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I was going to say, honey, I didn't learn. I was just started farting.
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Well, apparently, it's gotten better. And for your point of view, I guess, uh, not from my,
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there's this evil cloud of darkness that is this descending upon the household,
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and you take over the realm of the master farter.
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Well, I mean, karma is a bitch. Oh, you're paying me back.
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You're paying me. Well, listen, there shall be a second uprising,
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and I will come back with the glory of thunder.
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A thunder that this earth has never seen before. Oh, dear.
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I will cause the mountains in the distance to rumble with the thunder down under.
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And I'm trembling, and I mean it. I mean, I'm not just saying it.
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Because you know I can produce a fart or two in this lifetime. A fart? Oh, man.
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Yes. Yes, I can.
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I have to own it. I have to claim it, and I have to be there for it. I can.
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Yeah. Although lately, because of my dieting, they have become less in frequency,
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less powerful, less noisy, and dare I say it, a little sweeter smelling.
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I could say that. A little sweeter smelling.
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Hey, who are you if you don't love the smell of your own farts?
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Listen, as RuPaul would say, how can you love someone else if you don't love
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the smell of your own farts?
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Something like that. Something like that. Come on. It could have been,
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man. But instead of in the same realm of things, how the hell can you love somebody else?
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You can't love your own farts. It all boils down to your farts.
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I think that's what they're talking about. What the world needs now is to love their own farts.
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It's the only thing that is just too little love. All right.
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Thank you for joining us. Have a great night.
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And may your farts come out in ecstasy. Arriba derche. That's fine.
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Too bad we weren't recording. Start recording.
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But that's not going to be the same thing. That cannot be reproduced.
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That cannot be reproduced. You weren't recording this? Nope.
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What's wrong with you? That cannot. That was like class.
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But we can do it. That's what that shows.
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The rehearsals, that everything we were doing might be wrong?
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Well, it's not necessarily wrong. It's just we're experimenting it.
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Yes. Okay. Thank you for being so positive.
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This is Madi, by the way. She's very positive.
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I'm John. I'm very talkative. No, in serio.
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So we were about to sit down to go over some of the footage that we shot today
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while we were kind of like testing a different format.
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Right. And with all the tension attached that goes with realizing,
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that we really need to change things up, we really need to make it more interesting,
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we really need to bring more fire to this thing if we're going to at all make it splash. Right.
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Yeah, it's got to be extremely interesting. But at the same time,
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it's worthless if we don't figure out who we are and what we need to say.
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Oh, yeah. It's all going to be just a big game, bubble of hot air that we're
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going to be distributing. I don't want to do that.
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Who are you? I don't want to do that. Yeah. Who are you?
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Who, who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you?
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Who, who, who, who? Oh, my God. We're dating ourselves. Yeah. We're old, by the way.
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You'll probably see that. You're the same, girl. No, we're old.
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Yeah, we are. You can tell. By the way we poo-poo, the way we fart,
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the way we wake up with pain in our body, the way that people don't look at
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us like they want to have sexual encounters.
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Those days are gone. Because of self-girlfriend. Yeah. I still got,
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you know, cute as below. You are the cutest sister. I have to admit.
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Okay. I'll give you that. Thank you.
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But, you know, you were born a bit blonde. I don't mean that.
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Listen, don't send hate mail my way, please.
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I'm an old person, and these are the ways we used to speak. We weren't woke.
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We are now. We weren't then.
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And the language is stuck. It's hard for me to let go of it.
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I will try. I promise. Don't hate me.
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You grew up with a bunch of people in your house. For me, it was just my brother and me.
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Oh, so you're sweet, or is that what you're trying to say? No,
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no, not necessarily. I mean, we had our moments, but, I mean,
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you've seen Jesus and Linda. You guys are sweeter. Shut up. You are.
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You guys are such adorable people. Oh, I can't stand it.
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I know. It's gross. I grew up in a large household with... A lot of bitches
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in your house. I'm sorry.
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I love them, but a bunch of bitches. I'm sorry. There were seven in our family,
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one adopted after that, eight, and then there was,
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Our cousins, we always had people living with us or visiting our house.
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Commonly had 14 people, 20 people.
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Listen, estamos mexicanos, estamos a cojo. And I'm saying that like a Puerto
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Rican because we all are Latino.
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We're Cubano because I think we're all one family. You know what I mean? Absolutely, I agree.
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Yeah, that's what I say. We're brothers and sisters because we have that Latino
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blood in us. You know what I'm saying? Amen, sister, sister.
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Okay, so here's the thing. How about we get to the video now and show these
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people what exactly happened behind the scenes when we were,
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you know, going to hold a business meeting about the footage we shot that was not cutting it.
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And then the subject turned. Who knows what happened? We went on a track that had nothing.
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Just watch. Just watch. Okay. Here we go.
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So, I just want to ask you really quick. Yes.
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Are you concerned at all, worried, that you have perhaps, in this household,
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taken over the position of Nestor Farter?
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I don't know why you're laughing. It's a very serious question about a very
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serious matter that is occurring in this household.
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Something that I know I am paying attention to and am worried by what I see,
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Oh my God, it's only been the past couple days Yeah, but you're showing all
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the signs I recall, I once held this title, if you recall Proudly,
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I might add What I'm saying is the following Yes,
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I'm seeing signs that are troubling, to say the least.
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Yeah. I'm seeing prolonged, large sounds, rumbling sounds coming out that are,
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how shall I say this, audible from three buildings away.
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Cause the walls to rumble are prolonged. I said that already. I think so.
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Okay. And then a boisterous cheer afterwards where you appear to be proud of them.
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You're gagging because you're laughing so much, which is further concern.
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You know, I've seen this before.
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I've seen it in myself. Yes. I've seen it in brothers.
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And sister it's now in you and I'm saying the infection has spread,
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and yes I got the virus man yes you do I recall at different points this last
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week having to turn around and head in a different direction in the house,
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because you were in front of me say 10 paces and you ripped a loud one and it
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was like yeah I'm gonna turn around and go the other direction until it clears
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that Green cloud clears.
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And then on the news at 11 p.m., entire neighborhood wiped out.
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Film at 11. I've seen it. I had this happen to me. So what would you like to say in your defense?
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Guilty.
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What was that? I didn't understand. Guilty. Guilty?
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Guilty. Well, that has been determined, I believe. Man!
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Girl, what's happening? Is it what you're eating? Is it that you're getting
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more comfortable? Do you think you're a man?
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Uh, I was about to say all of you above. Didn't that piss you off, that last question?
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It pissed me off. I'm like, what is that supposed to mean?
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Do you think you're a man? But I don't know if the qualities that you mentioned are great.
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Oh, you mean for a woman or for anyone? For anyone. Yes, but they are ones that
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have been possessed by one genre over another, by one sex over another.
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And let's face it, women do fart. Maybe they brag about it with other women.
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Maybe while the guys are busy Isn't it obvious?
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So do you guys So you guys get together and fart You guys, I mean You're another girl,
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But listen I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends I farted in front of my
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guy friends But I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends,
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I didn't, it took me a long time Except for me, when you first met me You ran
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outside the garage We were blood. We were of the same blood.
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I don't know how to explain it. We were like siblings.
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You fart in front of your siblings. You fart in front of your family.
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That's where you learn how to...
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Before you can fart in public, you must learn to fart in front of your family.
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That is it. You said you were born farting in front of your family.
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I was going to say, honey, I didn't learn. I was just started farting.
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Well, apparently, it's gotten better. And for your point of view, I guess, uh, not from my,
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there's this evil cloud of darkness that is this descending upon the household,
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and you take over the realm of the master farter.
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Well, I mean, karma is a bitch. Oh, you're paying me back.
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You're paying me. Well, listen, there shall be a second uprising,
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and I will come back with the glory of thunder.
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A thunder that this earth has never seen before. Oh, dear.
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I will cause the mountains in the distance to rumble with the thunder down under.
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And I'm trembling, and I mean it. I mean, I'm not just saying it.
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Because you know I can produce a fart or two in this lifetime. A fart? Oh, man.
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Yes. Yes, I can.
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I have to own it. I have to claim it, and I have to be there for it. I can.
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Yeah. Although lately, because of my dieting, they have become less in frequency,
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less powerful, less noisy, and dare I say it, a little sweeter smelling.
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I could say that. A little sweeter smelling.
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Hey, who are you if you don't love the smell of your own farts?
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Listen, as RuPaul would say, how can you love someone else if you don't love
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the smell of your own farts?
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Something like that. Something like that. Come on. It could have been,
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man. But instead of in the same realm of things, how the hell can you love somebody else?
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You can't love your own farts. It all boils down to your farts.
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I think that's what they're talking about. What the world needs now is to love their own farts.
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It's the only thing that is just too little love. All right.
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Thank you for joining us. Have a great night.
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And may your farts come out in ecstasy. Arriba derche. That's fine.
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Too bad we weren't recording. Start recording.
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But that's not going to be the same thing. That cannot be reproduced.
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That cannot be reproduced. You weren't recording this? Nope.
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What's wrong with you? That cannot. That was like class.
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But we can do it. That's what that shows.
