Behind the Scenes: Rehearsal, Revelations & Unexpected Laughter

0:27 The rehearsals, that everything we were doing might be wrong? Well, it's not necessarily wrong. It's just we're experimenting it. Yes. Okay. Thank you for being so positive. This is Madi, by the way. She's very positive. I'm John. I'm very talkative. No, in serio. So we were about to sit down to go over some of the footage that we shot today while we were kind of like testing a different format. Right. And with all the tension attached that goes with realizing, that we really need to change things up, we really need to make it more interesting, we really need to bring more fire to this thing if we're going to at all make it splash. Right.

1:13 Yeah, it's got to be extremely interesting. But at the same time, it's worthless if we don't figure out who we are and what we need to say. Oh, yeah. It's all going to be just a big game, bubble of hot air that we're going to be distributing. I don't want to do that. Who are you? I don't want to do that. Yeah. Who are you? Who, who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Oh, my God. We're dating ourselves. Yeah. We're old, by the way. You'll probably see that. You're the same, girl. No, we're old. Yeah, we are. You can tell. By the way we poo-poo, the way we fart, the way we wake up with pain in our body, the way that people don't look at us like they want to have sexual encounters.

2:04 Those days are gone. Because of self-girlfriend. Yeah. I still got, you know, cute as below. You are the cutest sister. I have to admit. Okay. I'll give you that. Thank you. But, you know, you were born a bit blonde. I don't mean that. Listen, don't send hate mail my way, please. I'm an old person, and these are the ways we used to speak. We weren't woke. We are now. We weren't then. And the language is stuck. It's hard for me to let go of it. I will try. I promise. Don't hate me. You grew up with a bunch of people in your house. For me, it was just my brother and me. Oh, so you're sweet, or is that what you're trying to say? No, no, not necessarily. I mean, we had our moments, but, I mean, you've seen Jesus and Linda. You guys are sweeter. Shut up. You are.

2:48 You guys are such adorable people. Oh, I can't stand it. I know. It's gross. I grew up in a large household with... A lot of bitches in your house. I'm sorry. I love them, but a bunch of bitches. I'm sorry. There were seven in our family, one adopted after that, eight, and then there was, Our cousins, we always had people living with us or visiting our house. Commonly had 14 people, 20 people. Listen, estamos mexicanos, estamos a cojo. And I'm saying that like a Puerto Rican because we all are Latino. We're Cubano because I think we're all one family. You know what I mean? Absolutely, I agree. Yeah, that's what I say. We're brothers and sisters because we have that Latino blood in us. You know what I'm saying? Amen, sister, sister.

3:35 Okay, so here's the thing. How about we get to the video now and show these people what exactly happened behind the scenes when we were, you know, going to hold a business meeting about the footage we shot that was not cutting it. And then the subject turned. Who knows what happened? We went on a track that had nothing. Just watch. Just watch. Okay. Here we go. So, I just want to ask you really quick. Yes. Are you concerned at all, worried, that you have perhaps, in this household, taken over the position of Nestor Farter?

4:21 I don't know why you're laughing. It's a very serious question about a very serious matter that is occurring in this household. Something that I know I am paying attention to and am worried by what I see, Oh my God, it's only been the past couple days Yeah, but you're showing all the signs I recall, I once held this title, if you recall Proudly, I might add What I'm saying is the following Yes, I'm seeing signs that are troubling, to say the least. Yeah. I'm seeing prolonged, large sounds, rumbling sounds coming out that are, how shall I say this, audible from three buildings away.

5:12 Cause the walls to rumble are prolonged. I said that already. I think so. Okay. And then a boisterous cheer afterwards where you appear to be proud of them. You're gagging because you're laughing so much, which is further concern. You know, I've seen this before. I've seen it in myself. Yes. I've seen it in brothers. And sister it's now in you and I'm saying the infection has spread, and yes I got the virus man yes you do I recall at different points this last week having to turn around and head in a different direction in the house, because you were in front of me say 10 paces and you ripped a loud one and it was like yeah I'm gonna turn around and go the other direction until it clears that Green cloud clears.

6:17 And then on the news at 11 p.m., entire neighborhood wiped out. Film at 11. I've seen it. I had this happen to me. So what would you like to say in your defense? Guilty. What was that? I didn't understand. Guilty. Guilty? Guilty. Well, that has been determined, I believe. Man! Girl, what's happening? Is it what you're eating? Is it that you're getting more comfortable? Do you think you're a man? Uh, I was about to say all of you above. Didn't that piss you off, that last question?

6:58 It pissed me off. I'm like, what is that supposed to mean? Do you think you're a man? But I don't know if the qualities that you mentioned are great. Oh, you mean for a woman or for anyone? For anyone. Yes, but they are ones that have been possessed by one genre over another, by one sex over another. And let's face it, women do fart. Maybe they brag about it with other women. Maybe while the guys are busy Isn't it obvious? So do you guys So you guys get together and fart You guys, I mean You're another girl, But listen I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends I farted in front of my guy friends But I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends, I didn't, it took me a long time Except for me, when you first met me You ran outside the garage We were blood. We were of the same blood.

7:54 I don't know how to explain it. We were like siblings. You fart in front of your siblings. You fart in front of your family. That's where you learn how to... Before you can fart in public, you must learn to fart in front of your family. That is it. You said you were born farting in front of your family. I was going to say, honey, I didn't learn. I was just started farting. Well, apparently, it's gotten better. And for your point of view, I guess, uh, not from my, there's this evil cloud of darkness that is this descending upon the household, and you take over the realm of the master farter. Well, I mean, karma is a bitch. Oh, you're paying me back.

8:37 You're paying me. Well, listen, there shall be a second uprising, and I will come back with the glory of thunder. A thunder that this earth has never seen before. Oh, dear. I will cause the mountains in the distance to rumble with the thunder down under. And I'm trembling, and I mean it. I mean, I'm not just saying it. Because you know I can produce a fart or two in this lifetime. A fart? Oh, man. Yes. Yes, I can. I have to own it. I have to claim it, and I have to be there for it. I can. Yeah. Although lately, because of my dieting, they have become less in frequency, less powerful, less noisy, and dare I say it, a little sweeter smelling.

9:22 I could say that. A little sweeter smelling. Hey, who are you if you don't love the smell of your own farts? Listen, as RuPaul would say, how can you love someone else if you don't love the smell of your own farts? Something like that. Something like that. Come on. It could have been, man. But instead of in the same realm of things, how the hell can you love somebody else? You can't love your own farts. It all boils down to your farts. I think that's what they're talking about. What the world needs now is to love their own farts. It's the only thing that is just too little love. All right.

10:05 Thank you for joining us. Have a great night. And may your farts come out in ecstasy. Arriba derche. That's fine. Too bad we weren't recording. Start recording. But that's not going to be the same thing. That cannot be reproduced. That cannot be reproduced. You weren't recording this? Nope. What's wrong with you? That cannot. That was like class. But we can do it. That's what that shows.