BALD AND TOOTHLESS #podcast #funny

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Heat. Heat.


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[music]


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>> [laughter]


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>> Woohoo!


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I want you to see my wristbands cuz I am


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physical. Physical. I want to get


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physical.


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Let me do my body.


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>> Wow.


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So many golden hits from days gone by.


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>> I know. Oh, shoot. You have to bleed me


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out on that one.


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>> Oh, you She doesn't have her makeup on.


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Shouldn't have her teeth in. That's


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right. She doesn't want anybody really


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to see her. I don't blame her.


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>> Tell the whole world.


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>> She looks She looks totally different


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when Okay. Okay. Hey, so today's


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subject, do you remember what it is?


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>> Hey, a shout out to Jackie.


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>> Happy birthday. We love you.


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>> Happy birthday, Jackie.


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>> The queen of the glory holes.


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[snorts]


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>> She's more like [sighs]


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>> All right.


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>> Anyway, love you. Happy birthday.


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>> Today's subject is brought to you by the


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letter B and the letter T.


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one. The letter B is for the word bald


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and the word T is for the word teeth.


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>> All right, so here's the question. Let


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us old Oh, sorry. Does old


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>> Sorry. Want [music] to keep it friendly.


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Yeah. Yeah.


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>> But man, curse words are so delicious.


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They just Okay,


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>> I know it just feels good to say


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>> the T. B was for bald. T was for


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>> teeth.


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>> What is worse to lose first? All of your


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hair or all of your teeth?


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>> That's for male and female. Which is


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worse to lose first? All of your


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>> hair


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>> or all of your


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>> teeth.


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>> Lean in. Lean in, Munchie.


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>> Okay.


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>> Lean in. I have to be bossy in a


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director because she likes


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[clears throat]


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>> You have to be bossy.


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>> Yeah, because you speak softer than I


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do, too.


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>> I do because I'm a gentle soul.


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>> Oh, I'm feeling a little bit of the


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diva. All right. So, which is worse than


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hair or teeth? I think for both


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male or female, losing your hair, we'll


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say at a very young age is


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>> Are you just saying that because I lost


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my hair and you're trying to be nice?


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Because of course I've seen you suffer


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for not having teeth. Look at what


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you're wearing right now.


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>> Oh my god. It's just the worst thing.


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>> You could say the same about what I'm


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wearing and not having hair, [laughter]


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>> you know? Like I'm trying to compensate.


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I mean, it's not that you don't give a


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>> go. [music]


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Oh my god.


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This first episode, but anyway,


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>> we're trying to be civil. Come on, let's


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be


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>> Yes, let's be classy.


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>> Classy. Let's be Let's be classy.


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>> All right. So, which is worse? Losing


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your hair or losing your teeth first?


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Which is worse? First, if you're really


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young, I think for both is just as bad.


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>> But okay, but if being old


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>> Mhm.


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>> both is just as bad now.


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>> Yeah.


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>> I'm sorry.


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>> The technology is so advanced though.


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So, are you really worried about either?


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I mean,


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>> yeah. Technology for the rich people.


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>> You know what I'm saying? Seriously. For


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the poor people. Is it is it just me or


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is she being a little bit, you know,


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rockus today? Like she's being a a broad


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a LITTLE BRASSY BROAD. HEY, this is


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>> It feels good though. It feels good,


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especially under this hat. You know,


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we're going to have to


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>> But you've been so quiet in the past.


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What was that about?


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>> Because I don't know. I think it's a


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mask you wear


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and I feel more in a cocoon where I can


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be as brassy as I want. Even though I


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could be brassy without it,


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>> right?


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>> But I'm right now more comfortable.


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>> I think you've been a very kind and


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gentle person your entire life. And I


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think this podcast is asking you to let


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your inner self out more.


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>> Yeah. And I think that people don't


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realize how brassy you really are when


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you're not around the John Q public


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>> cuz you are you can be kind of like


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mouthy and and which is good. It's


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fabulous. It's fabulous.


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>> But at the same time, you know, at


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Banana, I am more brassy just on my own.


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>> Oh.


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>> Which is very interesting, you know.


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>> Well, you kind of perform when you're at


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work, I've noticed.


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>> Oh, yeah. I mean, you have the whole get


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up and then you're


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>> I got to set my stage, you know, wear


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the makeup, which I have


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always


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>> a girl, I tell you what.


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>> Yes.


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>> But yeah, I and I love my my boys that


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come in at Banana. I love them all.


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>> Hey, shout out to Banana.


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>> Shout out to


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>> All right, so we still haven't answered


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the question. What's worse to lose


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first, your teeth or your hair? You were


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saying


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>> that you think it's the hair and I was


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saying maybe you're just saying that to


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be nice because I've seen you suffer not


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having teeth.


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>> Yeah, I I


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it is a bummer


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>> because it changes your facial structure


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and and it's like overnight you go from


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being this young voluuptuous person to


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looking like grandma in like 24 hours.


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It's, you know, at the same time that


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I'm really I'm sad about it because I


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am. I have to be honest.


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>> At the same time, I'm kind of proud of


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it because


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I am a nana like to a lot of kids.


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>> Oh, grandma. That means grandma for


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those of you that don't speak


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>> my kids are my grandkids


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>> and


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kids are my grandkids is my grandusio


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Dominic


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Michelle Wendy oh there's a lot of them


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I love you guys


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>> and what about the Sanchez


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Oh yeah. Mari


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um


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>> see I can't remember names like that.


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>> There's Maya.


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>> Wow. You remember names like from people


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at like the grocery store. All the


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employees you know name the bank.


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There's um Barbie. There's Nina.


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I know a bunch of them. Then all my


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girls at the bank. Shout out to them,


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too. We got


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>> Oh my god.


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>> Yeah, you know them all.


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>> Yeah. And then don't forget Tan. We


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totally adored you.


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>> Yeah. Really cool.


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>> So, anyways, but I can't remember all


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the names. I have the cheese holes


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there.


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>> Well, I'm getting I think I'm


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remembering now. It must be the Alarine,


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you know.


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>> Oh, yes. Shout out to Elarine.


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>> Shout out to shout out episode.


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[laughter]


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>> Maybe that's what we should call this


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episode. Shout out


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>> shout out to our peeps.


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>> Yeah.


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>> Oh my god.


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>> Anyways.


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>> Anyways, so what's worse? I think yes.


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Losing my teeth has been and I was like


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really pushing to get rid of all the


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teeth that I had even though some of


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them were good. But I needed to have I


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you know I needed to have a look


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>> and


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>> yeah I think it was a bummer though that


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they're that they're they weren't fit


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very well in the beginning and and that


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often is the case that people talk about


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that that you know uh because your your


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gums are going to


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>> um I guess move in. I don't know they're


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going to change dramatically like the


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whole first


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>> whatever the time Yeah. like the first


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three months, year, whatever,


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>> a year or something like that.


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>> So, inevitably, you're going to have to


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have your dentures refit probably, I


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would imagine, because


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>> that you want that suction thing to


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happen where they fit so well that they


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create kind of a suction and you don't


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have to use so much glue because that's


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kind of weird. Never want to glue in


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your mouth.


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>> Yeah. And I can eat. I can't eat with


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what I have.


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>> But also, the dentures have because they


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have that uh pallet thing that goes


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across


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It blocks you from tasting a lot of


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food.


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>> Oh my god. Some of my friends can attest


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to this too because they have dentures.


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Um, but it's just, you know, you put


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whatever like something flavored like a


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burger. You can't chew the burger.


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Number one. Number two, you can't taste


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any of it. You can taste the meat and


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then the bread gets stuck on the top of


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the roof of your mouth on that pallet


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thing. It's horri.


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>> Okay.


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>> Now, I just want to say something.


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>> Yes.


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>> Let me go for a moment here. Let me


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start with this.


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[laughter]


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>> For those of you who are not watching,


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I'm tossing imaginary long hair behind


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your shoulders.


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>> Your cascadian long hair. That's good,


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baby.


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>> Because it's been decades since I have


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put shampoo on my hair. [laughter]


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>> I'm sorry.


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>> Do you know what it's like to have to


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walk past the shampoo aisle for decades?


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It's like an aisle I never ever visit


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anymore. There's a sadness to it.


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[laughter]


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>> Sadness.


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>> But it is funny the way, you know. What


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about getting a haircut? Oh, picking a


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new style. the chain. You know when


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people say, "Well, get a wig. Get a


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tube. Get a


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>> And then there's those things that you


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glue on."


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>> Oh my god.


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>> Wow.


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>> Oh my god.


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>> That's kind of crazy. I I was Yeah. The


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glue on hair piece thingies that stay


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on, I don't know, for a long amount of


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time that you can even shower and swim.


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And I'm like, but they glue to your


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head. So that's got to be killing


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something up there. The tissue, the


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>> brain cell.


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Depends on the glue. Well, they're not


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right. Unless Yeah.


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>> Yeah. But it absorbs. I mean, your skin


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absorbs whatever you're putting on it.


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>> Oh, yeah. Well, no. There you go.


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>> You know, I mean, I'm just saying.


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>> So, um, I passed this on to the great


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people of the world. Which is worse?


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First off, to lose your hair.


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>> Mhm.


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>> Or to lose your teeth?


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>> Please.


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You can go to


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lol


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with myandjo.com


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>> and you can drop us a message uh and let


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us know. All right.


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>> Send us an email. Subscribe.


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>> We'll talk to you later. Have a good


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one.


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>> Love. Peace.


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>> Who say I can? Go go go go go go go.


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You got this. You got this. You got


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this. Go go go go go go. Yeah.


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>> All right. Bye.


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>> Bye.


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Heat. Heat.


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[music]


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[laughter]