BALD AND TOOTHLESS #podcast #funny

0:00 Heat. Heat. [music] >> [laughter] >> Woohoo! I want you to see my wristbands cuz I am physical. Physical. I want to get physical.

0:42 Let me do my body. >> Wow. So many golden hits from days gone by. >> I know. Oh, shoot. You have to bleed me out on that one. >> Oh, you She doesn't have her makeup on. Shouldn't have her teeth in. That's right. She doesn't want anybody really to see her. I don't blame her. >> Tell the whole world. >> She looks She looks totally different when Okay. Okay. Hey, so today's subject, do you remember what it is? >> Hey, a shout out to Jackie. >> Happy birthday. We love you. >> Happy birthday, Jackie.

1:22 >> The queen of the glory holes. [snorts] >> She's more like [sighs] >> All right. >> Anyway, love you. Happy birthday. >> Today's subject is brought to you by the letter B and the letter T. one. The letter B is for the word bald and the word T is for the word teeth. >> All right, so here's the question. Let us old Oh, sorry. Does old >> Sorry. Want [music] to keep it friendly.

2:14 Yeah. Yeah. >> But man, curse words are so delicious. They just Okay, >> I know it just feels good to say >> the T. B was for bald. T was for >> teeth. >> What is worse to lose first? All of your hair or all of your teeth? >> That's for male and female. Which is worse to lose first? All of your >> hair >> or all of your >> teeth. >> Lean in. Lean in, Munchie. >> Okay. >> Lean in. I have to be bossy in a director because she likes [clears throat] >> You have to be bossy.

2:55 >> Yeah, because you speak softer than I do, too. >> I do because I'm a gentle soul. >> Oh, I'm feeling a little bit of the diva. All right. So, which is worse than hair or teeth? I think for both male or female, losing your hair, we'll say at a very young age is >> Are you just saying that because I lost my hair and you're trying to be nice? Because of course I've seen you suffer for not having teeth. Look at what you're wearing right now. >> Oh my god. It's just the worst thing. >> You could say the same about what I'm wearing and not having hair, [laughter] >> you know? Like I'm trying to compensate.

3:36 I mean, it's not that you don't give a >> go. [music] Oh my god. This first episode, but anyway, >> we're trying to be civil. Come on, let's be >> Yes, let's be classy. >> Classy. Let's be Let's be classy. >> All right. So, which is worse? Losing your hair or losing your teeth first? Which is worse? First, if you're really young, I think for both is just as bad. >> But okay, but if being old >> Mhm. >> both is just as bad now. >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry.

4:16 >> The technology is so advanced though. So, are you really worried about either? I mean, >> yeah. Technology for the rich people. >> You know what I'm saying? Seriously. For the poor people. Is it is it just me or is she being a little bit, you know, rockus today? Like she's being a a broad a LITTLE BRASSY BROAD. HEY, this is >> It feels good though. It feels good, especially under this hat. You know, we're going to have to >> But you've been so quiet in the past. What was that about? >> Because I don't know. I think it's a mask you wear and I feel more in a cocoon where I can be as brassy as I want. Even though I could be brassy without it, >> right?

5:03 >> But I'm right now more comfortable. >> I think you've been a very kind and gentle person your entire life. And I think this podcast is asking you to let your inner self out more. >> Yeah. And I think that people don't realize how brassy you really are when you're not around the John Q public >> cuz you are you can be kind of like mouthy and and which is good. It's fabulous. It's fabulous. >> But at the same time, you know, at Banana, I am more brassy just on my own. >> Oh. >> Which is very interesting, you know. >> Well, you kind of perform when you're at work, I've noticed. >> Oh, yeah. I mean, you have the whole get up and then you're >> I got to set my stage, you know, wear the makeup, which I have always >> a girl, I tell you what.

5:56 >> Yes. >> But yeah, I and I love my my boys that come in at Banana. I love them all. >> Hey, shout out to Banana. >> Shout out to >> All right, so we still haven't answered the question. What's worse to lose first, your teeth or your hair? You were saying >> that you think it's the hair and I was saying maybe you're just saying that to be nice because I've seen you suffer not having teeth. >> Yeah, I I it is a bummer >> because it changes your facial structure and and it's like overnight you go from being this young voluuptuous person to looking like grandma in like 24 hours.

6:38 It's, you know, at the same time that I'm really I'm sad about it because I am. I have to be honest. >> At the same time, I'm kind of proud of it because I am a nana like to a lot of kids. >> Oh, grandma. That means grandma for those of you that don't speak >> my kids are my grandkids >> and kids are my grandkids is my grandusio Dominic Michelle Wendy oh there's a lot of them I love you guys >> and what about the Sanchez Oh yeah. Mari um >> see I can't remember names like that.

7:34 >> There's Maya. >> Wow. You remember names like from people at like the grocery store. All the employees you know name the bank. There's um Barbie. There's Nina. I know a bunch of them. Then all my girls at the bank. Shout out to them, too. We got >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, you know them all. >> Yeah. And then don't forget Tan. We totally adored you. >> Yeah. Really cool. >> So, anyways, but I can't remember all the names. I have the cheese holes there.

8:15 >> Well, I'm getting I think I'm remembering now. It must be the Alarine, you know. >> Oh, yes. Shout out to Elarine. >> Shout out to shout out episode. [laughter] >> Maybe that's what we should call this episode. Shout out >> shout out to our peeps. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Anyways. >> Anyways, so what's worse? I think yes. Losing my teeth has been and I was like really pushing to get rid of all the teeth that I had even though some of them were good. But I needed to have I you know I needed to have a look >> and >> yeah I think it was a bummer though that they're that they're they weren't fit very well in the beginning and and that often is the case that people talk about that that you know uh because your your gums are going to >> um I guess move in. I don't know they're going to change dramatically like the whole first >> whatever the time Yeah. like the first three months, year, whatever, >> a year or something like that.

9:20 >> So, inevitably, you're going to have to have your dentures refit probably, I would imagine, because >> that you want that suction thing to happen where they fit so well that they create kind of a suction and you don't have to use so much glue because that's kind of weird. Never want to glue in your mouth. >> Yeah. And I can eat. I can't eat with what I have. >> But also, the dentures have because they have that uh pallet thing that goes across It blocks you from tasting a lot of food. >> Oh my god. Some of my friends can attest to this too because they have dentures. Um, but it's just, you know, you put whatever like something flavored like a burger. You can't chew the burger.

10:02 Number one. Number two, you can't taste any of it. You can taste the meat and then the bread gets stuck on the top of the roof of your mouth on that pallet thing. It's horri. >> Okay. >> Now, I just want to say something. >> Yes. >> Let me go for a moment here. Let me start with this. [laughter] >> For those of you who are not watching, I'm tossing imaginary long hair behind your shoulders. >> Your cascadian long hair. That's good, baby. >> Because it's been decades since I have put shampoo on my hair. [laughter] >> I'm sorry.

10:44 >> Do you know what it's like to have to walk past the shampoo aisle for decades? It's like an aisle I never ever visit anymore. There's a sadness to it. [laughter] >> Sadness. >> But it is funny the way, you know. What about getting a haircut? Oh, picking a new style. the chain. You know when people say, "Well, get a wig. Get a tube. Get a >> And then there's those things that you glue on." >> Oh my god. >> Wow. >> Oh my god. >> That's kind of crazy. I I was Yeah. The glue on hair piece thingies that stay on, I don't know, for a long amount of time that you can even shower and swim. And I'm like, but they glue to your head. So that's got to be killing something up there. The tissue, the >> brain cell.

11:33 Depends on the glue. Well, they're not right. Unless Yeah. >> Yeah. But it absorbs. I mean, your skin absorbs whatever you're putting on it. >> Oh, yeah. Well, no. There you go. >> You know, I mean, I'm just saying. >> So, um, I passed this on to the great people of the world. Which is worse? First off, to lose your hair. >> Mhm. >> Or to lose your teeth? >> Please. You can go to lol with myandjo.com >> and you can drop us a message uh and let us know. All right.

12:13 >> Send us an email. Subscribe. >> We'll talk to you later. Have a good one. >> Love. Peace. >> Who say I can? Go go go go go go go. You got this. You got this. You got this. Go go go go go go. Yeah. >> All right. Bye. >> Bye. [music] Heat. Heat.

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