Sept. 30, 2026
THE DILDO STORE
Grandma and grandpa discuss the importance of achieving the ultimate stress release. Handle your business often.
This episode takes listeners inside an adult bookstore-turned-club, describing its two-story layout, glory-hole rooms, the so-called "milking station," dark rooms, video lounges, and a wide range of sex toys and products.
Staff share stories about their diverse clientele—elderly regulars, workers on breaks, tourists, and performers—and explain how the space serves as a confidential, safe place for sexual exploration and stress relief.
The conversation covers sexual diversity, practical advice on toys and anal play, the importance of communication and consent between partners, and encouragement to experiment and take care of personal needs.
Escape the daily grind with two chaotic seniors who completely lack a filter as they dive into unhinged, outrageous topics guaranteed to clear your skin, cure your stress, and transport you to a better mood. Coming soon, Laugh Out Loud with Mari and John the podcast!
00:34 - Adult Store Tour
02:18 - Toys and Dark Rooms
05:17 - Who Visits the Store
08:08 - Safe Space for Pleasure
12:14 - Sex and Social Norms
16:40 - Opening Minds Through Work
20:01 - Talking Desire and Communication
21:47 - Oral Needs and Release
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But Hannah is an adult store that we work at.
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Yeah, and it's called Adult Bookstore, which there are no more books.
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There are no more books there. No, the internet has taken over.
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Oh, and then it became an adult video store, but there's no more videos.
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There's no more videos. And then we were selling DVDs, but there are no more DVDs. No more, no more.
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So no more movies. Just movies playing on television, mainly porn, everywhere.
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Gate porn. Gay porn everywhere.
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We used to have different kinds of porn. Yes. But the guys are the ones that
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are mainly, the ones that are there and want to see porn.
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It's mainly, the club is mainly gay.
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The club is kind of an exaggeration. It's really, it's a retail store.
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With a two-story funhouse attached to it that has like 40 glory hole rooms.
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40 or 50. It has a room called the ramp room, which we nicknamed the milking station.
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The milking station. Because it has two levels. If you stand on the top level,
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it puts you at a certain height where your crotch is right at somebody's eye level.
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And then they are able to perform certain tasks for you.
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As you watch your favorite movie on the screens. And it's like a long ramp.
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It's a milking station. It's a milking station, except there's no milk.
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It's made for the older people because the older people find it difficult to
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kneel in the glory hole rooms. Yeah. Because kneeling doesn't happen after 50.
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Not for a long amount of time.
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No, and when you can't get up, it's a mess.
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We were going to sell knee pads, but we decided, nah. Nah, they can bring their own.
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I've seen people bring their own And we built a milking station There's also
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a dark room It's pitch black, you cannot see Your hand in front of your face
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And you go into that area And,
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you have to reach around Blindly and it's kind of fun It's kind of sexy,
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the idea is that You have to kind of touch Other people to see where they are
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in the room Which can be fun And it can lead to other things And then there's
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video viewing rooms Oh yeah,
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Oh, yeah, I don't need these. There's video viewing rooms. And then we sell, the store is so cute.
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We have dildos. Yeah, these are the adult toys.
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We have vibrators. Vibrators. We have milkers, they're called.
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They're handheld devices for pumping things. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's right. What are they called?
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Milkers or, let me see.
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It's, oh, my God. There are some advices for the pleasure. I forgot.
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Remember, there was a thing called the rose. We have some female stuff.
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The rose, that is a stimulator for the clitoris. And it looks like a rose, but it doesn't work.
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You tried it? Yeah, but it didn't work. She was like, come on,
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and it wasn't doing anything. Yeah, it didn't do anything. You know,
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some people are partial to toys, some people aren't. I don't know.
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Hey, what's your opinion about that?
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Yeah, let us know. We have, the thing is, the quality of silicone has improved
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so dramatically that some of the dildos are coming in and they're like lifelike.
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And I swear, it appears, it feels as though they're covered in flesh and you
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can see the veins and everything underneath the flesh. It's pretty cool. It's pretty dramatic.
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And then some of them have a formula that you fill them up with,
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and they will start to squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. Yeah.
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Some of them are mechanical. They expand and contract mechanically.
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Or they open, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Then we have the hand and the fist. Oh, yeah.
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It's a simulated hand. Yeah. In case you're into getting, boom, boom.
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And then, oh, there's plugs, there's douchies. There's a prostate stimulator.
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Yes, Dr. Johnson. And, oh, shout out. Yeah, we have handcuffs, blindfolds.
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We have strap-ons. Oh, yeah, for the ladies. For the ladies.
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Or for the men that are not so well endowed.
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Or there's a lot of straight couples where the man is into anal stimulation
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and his female partner will put the strap on and go to town on him.
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And doggy, doggy, doggy. Doggy, doggy. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.
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And we get clients all throughout the day.
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It's kind of funny. We have in the afternoons, we usually get elderly gentlemen,
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because we are right down the street from several nursing homes.
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And I guess that's how they take their...
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You think they come from the nursing homes? One or two of them does that. Really?
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Most of them don't, though. They have their own homes. And quite a few of them
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are in really good shape. They're very athletic.
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And then we get, of course, also at the same time, a lot of people taking a
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break from their job. Construction workers, truck drivers, UPS drivers.
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Yeah, different kinds of lawyers, doctors. Yeah, surgeons.
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And they need stress really. Yes, so they go back to work and they're relaxed.
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Yes. I think, yeah, remember back in the 70s or 80s, was it,
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when there was that postal worker that opened fire because he was so stressed and upset with his job?
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I think had he gone to a store like ours and believed that stress,
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perhaps that incident wouldn't have happened. Although,
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It was a terrifying incident, and I don't want to make light of it.
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No, no, no, definitely not.
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But, oh, you guys, I think it's needed today more than ever.
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I mean, some people look at a place like that and think, like, that is Satan's work.
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But honestly, I mean. No, I think it's the work of the gods. It's a stress relief.
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Especially now with all the emotions tied into everything going on.
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Oh, yeah. You watch one news cycle and you're like, oh, my God,
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everything is going to be. Yeah.
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I mean, I was on my way to the dentist today and my Uber drivers,
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both of them, were so stressed from the politics that are going on and then
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all the fear that's going on.
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And they were both Latinos. Yeah. So they're dealing with more additional.
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Yeah. That's an icy reality.
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Unintended yeah right the bottom line is um people need stress relief and you know.
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Let's be realistic orgasms are incredibly
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good at releasing stress from the body absolutely i mean can you think of a
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better way to get stress out of your system than to have a glorious, hypnotic,
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extreme orgasm.
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And then your body is just spent.
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Whoosh. Yeah. It's just a wonderful way.
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Glorious. Yeah, glorious. Glorious. And, um...
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Yeah, so that's why this place exists, it's for that kind of entertainment.
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And, yeah, it's not everybody's cup of tea, but just because it's not your cup
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of tea, I don't think you should point fingers at it and, "'Down,
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let it be shut down, because it's not a Christian place!' It's like,
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oh, come on. Yeah, and not only that, but it's a safe place.
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It's a safe place because before, you know, back in the day when we were youths.
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The boys would go into parks or alleyways, public bathrooms, yeah. And,
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it would lend itself to getting attacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And also nowadays, with all of those apps where you can locate people,
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a lot of the times what I noticed on the apps is that people will invite someone
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to their house purely from the app.
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Yeah. And or their apartment. And to me, it would be safer to meet in a public place.
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We have security and it's very
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clean. We clean it thoroughly with intense like bleach. Just clean it.
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Yeah. Clean that place up. But yeah. And then there's other people there.
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And then we have a lounge area where you can just sit down and enjoy watching videos that we make.
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Yes. So, you know, we have seven hours of short videos that we have created
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ourselves, and they sit there and they watch those.
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Yeah, and they have fun watching it because they take a break from the exotic stuff.
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Yeah, it's like a little break from all cruising.
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Think of a coral reef. You know how the fish swim all around the coral reef looking for food?
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And then as soon as something pops its head up there's a feeding frenzy and
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then when they're done it goes back to them swimming around the coral it's kind
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of like that's kind of like that on a week on like a Friday Saturday night it's
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kind of like that yeah because you know um,
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There can be a lot of people showing up at once, and there will be,
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you'll see, like, a sudden feeding frenzy, we'll call it, where a group of people
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get into it, and it's kind of really hot.
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And then, you know, things happen, situations climax, and then everybody goes
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back to just walking around, circulating, sitting down, cruising.
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Yeah, the crazyâ Fascinating, guys. It's fascinating. The crazy times are,
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like, during, like, IML and market days. Oh, yeah. International Mr.
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Leather. Pride, pride. Oh, yeah.
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Because we get people, I mean, it's Chicago, so we get people from all over,
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the country and all over the world.
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Yeah. Which is really, really amazing. Very cool. Then we get porn stars.
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It's also fascinating to hear from people, like, when they're discussing what the.
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Adult stores and stuff like that are like in their countries. Oh, yeah.
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I mean, some people will come from countries where they don't have anything
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like this. and they're just flattered guys. They're like, wow.
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They're like, ah-ha, ah-ha.
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And then some people come from, especially in Europe, and come from countries
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where this is like commonplace and they're like, oh yeah, this is nobody to us.
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The Europeans are for the course. Yeah.
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So that's kind of a lot of fun. It's a fun place to work as well. Oh yeah. You know?
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That's like my social hour with boys. Yeah.
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It's very fun. It's cool. A lot of people go and they just hang out.
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They just talk. They're like friends with the staff.
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We consider them family, you know.
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Shout out to all the banana customers, banana employees. You know who you are.
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We're not allowed to say their names or anything.
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We are sworn to shikoshik. It's all confidential.
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And your entrance is confidential. Even if, say, you're walking down the street
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and you saw one of the employees walking down the street coming towards you,
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The employees are trained to not look at you and not speak to you unless you
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begin a conversation. Unless you're approached. Otherwise, they'll just pass
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you like they have no idea you exist.
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That way you can remain anonymous.
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Yes. But it's a great place. Again, I think that...
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You make it really difficult for society when the norms sexually are really
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uptight, when the rules are really uptight. And here it's very uptight.
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The U.S. is very uptight about sex. They are. In many ways, they are.
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Yeah, I mean, we talk a lot about the movies, how they can show people getting
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killed or heads being chopped off.
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Or like ordinary television in Southern European countries have no problems
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with nudity, you know, on television at any time, day or night.
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And yet, but they won't show violence, graphic violence. And here it's the reverse
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where graphic violence is okay, but nudity is not.
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It's kind of... That's weird because sexuality is natural.
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Yeah. You know, it's normal. Really, it is.
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And it's unique to everybody, just like a thumbprint, the way everybody feels
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about sexuality, the way their body responds to sex, and what they're into is
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so individual. It really is.
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And I remember coming from the 70s and 80s, like we did, there were categories.
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At first, for decades, there were only two categories, either you're gay or you're straight.
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And then in the 80s, being bi was acceptable. Not acceptable, but be spoken of.
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Spoken of, yeah. And now it's just opened the door because you realize there
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are so many more categories. And categories in itself is just not a good idea
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because it's so unique for everybody.
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Why should we put ourselves in boxes?
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Like I was thinking of, we have a guy that comes in, very, very masculine guy,
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HVAC. He works in HVAC. That's air conditioning and dry ice rock and heating
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and very masculine guy. He's a dude. He's a dude.
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And he likes women and he likes men. Yeah.
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It doesn't matter which one he's going to participate with. Whatever turns him
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on at the moment. But he's very specific. He's very into having his nipples
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played with, you know, and that's his thing.
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We've hadâwe haveâ.
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Young men who come in probably between the 80s of 25 and 35,
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and at one point they were born with female genitalia, and then they had a transition,
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and now they are males with a penis and all of that.
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And it's surprising because they all come into the club seeking other men.
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So they went from a female, transitioned into a male, and are now a gay man.
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Which is kind of cool. Yeah, and they're actually beautiful. I mean, they're hunks.
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Some of them are muscular, and they have beards and hairy chest,
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and it's crazy how good-looking they are.
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It's a new era. Yeah.
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I remember when coming out of a club and in the parking lot, I saw a dude...
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What I thought was a dude kneeling in front of another dude who was standing
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up. And, you know, it was obvious that they were, that he was performing oral
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on the other male in the parking lot, hidden in the dark.
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Yeah. And as I got closer, I realized it wasn't two dudes. It was two females.
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No way. Yeah. Really? And I remember sitting there thinking to myself,
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is the angle, like, oh, that's why that angle was that way.
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Because you're not doing this, you're doing something different.
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Well, yeah, because they were just, you know, and I had never seen that public
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of a, you know, demonstration, that public from lesbians.
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They're usually, I saw, the ones that I saw were more private.
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So that was kind of, that was kind of cool.
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Women are getting more. Oh, girl.
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And i remember uh a lesbian couple came in once to our our club,
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and um they paid and they went upstairs and i remember some guys came down they
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were like you should hear there's some women up there and they are hollering like what,
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and they're you know making all sorts of noise and i said yeah because they
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told me they were celebrating your anniversary and they wanted to do something,
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So they went up into a room and they were having fun and the guys were so surprised.
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And I was like, what? Like lesbians don't have loud sex. Come on guys.
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So the thing about working at this place that has been a blessing for us is it's opened our minds.
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To the differences that people have. Oh, definitely. The way that they express
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themselves sexually, what they're interested in, what they're into.
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There's so many differences. Yeah, and our job, too, is to take the taboo away from sexuality.
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Yeah. So, you know, when they come in and asking about the product or the,
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well, any of the products. Or they want to try something that they never tried.
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Yeah, so you explain it to them.
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You can be raunchy or you can be clinical depending on the personality of the people.
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And, you know, I make it fun.
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Yeah. And I'm sure the other guys do, too. You have to make it fun.
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I always think of how funny it is to them when they come in and you're working
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there because it's kind of like, okay, so granny's going to sit you down and
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talk to you today about which kind of vibrating you should go.
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Life with what you're up to what kind of allude to you and have you thought
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of an anal stimulator perhaps,
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a lot i get a lot of well when i started working at the other shop i started
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getting a lot of straight couples and the guys wanted to do anal on the girls,
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and i would always tell the girls because the guys was like you know she would
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be oh my god he's so big and you know and i would be like, yeah, right.
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But I would always tell the girl, well, both of them, but the girl,
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you can't start with a big.
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Big reality back there. You know, you've got to start with a...
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So that's why you need a little plug to kind of start...
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Yeah, we have training kits. You know, like start with a little tiny one,
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the middle one, the big one.
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Yeah, it's like you graduate. It's like you're learning to open the doors of paradise back there.
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Gradually. Gradually. You don't want to go win.
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But these are the kinds of things that we talk about. And it's a lot of fun.
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And there's a lot of people involved in this line of work throughout the country,
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throughout the world, and they'll tell you, you know, you have to open up your mind and you have to.
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You have to realize that for some people, it's a very sensitive,
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very personal thing. And for some people, they'll talk about it.
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They don't care. Oh, yeah. Whatever. Yeah.
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I have some clients. And everything in between. Yeah. I have some clients come
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down and tell me what's happened.
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And I'm just going, okay, I don't know if I want to hear this.
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I remember when I saw this really elegant, really gorgeous couple.
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Yeah. And they were jogging down the sidewalk.
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They had, it was the man, the woman, a baby's shoulder with a baby, and a golden retriever.
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I was like, wow. I mean, that was like from a picture book, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And as they were jogging, they pulled up in front of our store. Yeah. They stopped.
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The woman told the man who lost the dog and the baby, and she came in,
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and she purchased a butt plug because she wanted to start training him.
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Because she wanted to start yeah she was like well he likes it better.
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My finger so i was thinking if i get some more things maybe we can start experimenting
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with toys and stuff like that oh wow and i just thought that is hot you guys
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yeah that's hot i'm so glad that they're experiment and i'm so glad that they're open and having fun,
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and make you know and evolving and they're keeping it fresh and hot yeah we need the,
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especially like straight couples we need them to be more open yeah Because, you know, after.
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Being married for so many years,
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You know, things become habitual. Yeah, routine. Routine, yes.
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So you need to spice it up.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and there's all sorts of ways to spice it up.
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I mean, use your imagination.
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You can spice it up gently, or you can go to extremes in spicing it up.
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Whatever suits you. Whatever suits you. And don't be afraid,
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and don't worry what people will think. It's none of their business. Yeah.
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Between you and your partner. Like you said, don't be afraid to experiment and
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don't be afraid to talk to each other while you are in the act.
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Because, and I know this from experience, it's like when you don't communicate
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with your partner, they're not going to know what you like.
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Oh, yeah. Communication is everything. Please. Especially sexually.
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Because, I mean, you have to let them know, I like when I'm touched there.
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I don't like when I'm touched there.
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Right, exactly. I like when you kiss me there or lick me there.
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I like, you know, that kind of stuff. You have to let Abby know. You have to be. You do.
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I learned that lesson a long time ago. And here's another thing.
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This is going to be really controversial, but I'm going to bring it up anyway.
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And I'm probably going to get a lot of flack, especially from the females.
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Okay. But here's my thing. Talk to me, girl. Okay.
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There are a lot of females who are really good at performing oral on their male
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partner. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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And there are a lot of females who would rather not.
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Oh, yeah. I mean. And I'm telling you, the trend that we've seen is that these
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heterosexual males need that so much in their lives.
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They desire it so badly that they're willing to put their junk in a man's mouth.
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In order to seek out pleasure yeah a gay man is why god created glory rolls
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so that they don't have to look at the creature on the other side it's not a
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creature it's a person but,
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you know what i mean they don't have to look and they can imagine in their mind
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that it's you know their wife or a beautiful woman or whatever they need to
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imagine it and that's why the glory hole exists and that's why they're so popular
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with the straight guys because,
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they still need that oral pleasure and they definitely seek it out and,
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i have to tell you it makes up a huge percentage of our clientele is heterosexual
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men who are just there because.
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They are really really hardy and they need oral to be performed on them and
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their partner at home is not doing it yeah and and they You need an experience.
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Or bring it long enough. Oh, yeah.
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Or strong enough. And I mean, this sounds horrible, but it does require a certain
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amount of neck muscles, throat muscle, you know, an ability to keep your mouth
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open and wide for a long amount of time.
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And have no gag reflex. Gag reflex, all that kind of stuff.
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And there, you know, there is nothing...
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Better than the human mouth.
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No toy has ever come close to simulating what the mouth can actually do,
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the temperature of the mouth, the sensation that the mouth can create.
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The softness. And of course, always be safe.
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But what we're saying is, girls, don't get ticked off at your dude if he finds
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out that he's straight, but he lets some dude go down on it.
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And take care of it because that's what he really needs. Yeah,
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and then you don't have to do it.
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And it's like heat. They go into heat. Women go into heat.
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You have this certain time. It could be a month or a year for some people of
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the day. You know what I mean?
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The ones that have a lot of energy. But you get that urge, and the urge gets
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more and more and more intense.
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And it's really important to take care of it. Even if you just masturbate,
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it's really important to take care of that urge and let that stress out,
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let that steam out of the engine.
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You know what I mean? Fire away. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out.
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Because you don't want to just keep shutting it in and keeping it in. Yeah.
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It's a great way to be. And back to that releasing of stress.
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So important. Oh, my God. So bottom line, go home tonight and,
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you know, finger one out or whatever.
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Whatever it takes, whatever you do, take care of business down there.
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And then you know, if you are by yourself, you don't have a partner.
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You've got to take care of things. You still have to take care of it. Oh, yeah, you're safe.
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And you know what you like, so you can perform it on yourself.
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You know what I'm saying? It can be great.
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It's all great. But the important thing is that you're taking care of it and
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that you're releasing it.
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You're nurturing that. You're nurturing that part of you that means the release.
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It is all about that release. There's no release that you can go through is
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as intense as an orgasm. And as effective.
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Wow! That's so intense. That's why the toes curl. That's why the eyes go back and you scroll.
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It's so intense. All right. So hopefully we made you a little horny. Yeah. And go play.
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Go play. Go have fun. Please. Because that's what it's all about.
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We love you. We love you. Have a great one.
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But Hannah is an adult store that we work at.
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Yeah, and it's called Adult Bookstore, which there are no more books.
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There are no more books there. No, the internet has taken over.
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Oh, and then it became an adult video store, but there's no more videos.
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There's no more videos. And then we were selling DVDs, but there are no more DVDs. No more, no more.
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So no more movies. Just movies playing on television, mainly porn, everywhere.
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Gate porn. Gay porn everywhere.
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We used to have different kinds of porn. Yes. But the guys are the ones that
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are mainly, the ones that are there and want to see porn.
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It's mainly, the club is mainly gay.
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The club is kind of an exaggeration. It's really, it's a retail store.
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With a two-story funhouse attached to it that has like 40 glory hole rooms.
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40 or 50. It has a room called the ramp room, which we nicknamed the milking station.
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The milking station. Because it has two levels. If you stand on the top level,
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it puts you at a certain height where your crotch is right at somebody's eye level.
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And then they are able to perform certain tasks for you.
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As you watch your favorite movie on the screens. And it's like a long ramp.
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It's a milking station. It's a milking station, except there's no milk.
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It's made for the older people because the older people find it difficult to
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kneel in the glory hole rooms. Yeah. Because kneeling doesn't happen after 50.
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Not for a long amount of time.
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No, and when you can't get up, it's a mess.
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We were going to sell knee pads, but we decided, nah. Nah, they can bring their own.
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I've seen people bring their own And we built a milking station There's also
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a dark room It's pitch black, you cannot see Your hand in front of your face
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And you go into that area And,
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you have to reach around Blindly and it's kind of fun It's kind of sexy,
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the idea is that You have to kind of touch Other people to see where they are
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in the room Which can be fun And it can lead to other things And then there's
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video viewing rooms Oh yeah,
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Oh, yeah, I don't need these. There's video viewing rooms. And then we sell, the store is so cute.
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We have dildos. Yeah, these are the adult toys.
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We have vibrators. Vibrators. We have milkers, they're called.
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They're handheld devices for pumping things. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's right. What are they called?
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Milkers or, let me see.
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It's, oh, my God. There are some advices for the pleasure. I forgot.
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Remember, there was a thing called the rose. We have some female stuff.
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The rose, that is a stimulator for the clitoris. And it looks like a rose, but it doesn't work.
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You tried it? Yeah, but it didn't work. She was like, come on,
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and it wasn't doing anything. Yeah, it didn't do anything. You know,
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some people are partial to toys, some people aren't. I don't know.
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Hey, what's your opinion about that?
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Yeah, let us know. We have, the thing is, the quality of silicone has improved
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so dramatically that some of the dildos are coming in and they're like lifelike.
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And I swear, it appears, it feels as though they're covered in flesh and you
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can see the veins and everything underneath the flesh. It's pretty cool. It's pretty dramatic.
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And then some of them have a formula that you fill them up with,
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and they will start to squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. Yeah.
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Some of them are mechanical. They expand and contract mechanically.
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Or they open, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Then we have the hand and the fist. Oh, yeah.
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It's a simulated hand. Yeah. In case you're into getting, boom, boom.
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And then, oh, there's plugs, there's douchies. There's a prostate stimulator.
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Yes, Dr. Johnson. And, oh, shout out. Yeah, we have handcuffs, blindfolds.
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We have strap-ons. Oh, yeah, for the ladies. For the ladies.
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Or for the men that are not so well endowed.
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Or there's a lot of straight couples where the man is into anal stimulation
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and his female partner will put the strap on and go to town on him.
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And doggy, doggy, doggy. Doggy, doggy. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.
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And we get clients all throughout the day.
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It's kind of funny. We have in the afternoons, we usually get elderly gentlemen,
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because we are right down the street from several nursing homes.
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And I guess that's how they take their...
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You think they come from the nursing homes? One or two of them does that. Really?
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Most of them don't, though. They have their own homes. And quite a few of them
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are in really good shape. They're very athletic.
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And then we get, of course, also at the same time, a lot of people taking a
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break from their job. Construction workers, truck drivers, UPS drivers.
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Yeah, different kinds of lawyers, doctors. Yeah, surgeons.
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And they need stress really. Yes, so they go back to work and they're relaxed.
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Yes. I think, yeah, remember back in the 70s or 80s, was it,
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when there was that postal worker that opened fire because he was so stressed and upset with his job?
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I think had he gone to a store like ours and believed that stress,
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perhaps that incident wouldn't have happened. Although,
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It was a terrifying incident, and I don't want to make light of it.
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No, no, no, definitely not.
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But, oh, you guys, I think it's needed today more than ever.
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I mean, some people look at a place like that and think, like, that is Satan's work.
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But honestly, I mean. No, I think it's the work of the gods. It's a stress relief.
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Especially now with all the emotions tied into everything going on.
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Oh, yeah. You watch one news cycle and you're like, oh, my God,
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everything is going to be. Yeah.
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I mean, I was on my way to the dentist today and my Uber drivers,
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both of them, were so stressed from the politics that are going on and then
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all the fear that's going on.
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And they were both Latinos. Yeah. So they're dealing with more additional.
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Yeah. That's an icy reality.
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Unintended yeah right the bottom line is um people need stress relief and you know.
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Let's be realistic orgasms are incredibly
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good at releasing stress from the body absolutely i mean can you think of a
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better way to get stress out of your system than to have a glorious, hypnotic,
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extreme orgasm.
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And then your body is just spent.
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Whoosh. Yeah. It's just a wonderful way.
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Glorious. Yeah, glorious. Glorious. And, um...
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Yeah, so that's why this place exists, it's for that kind of entertainment.
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And, yeah, it's not everybody's cup of tea, but just because it's not your cup
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of tea, I don't think you should point fingers at it and, "'Down,
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let it be shut down, because it's not a Christian place!' It's like,
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oh, come on. Yeah, and not only that, but it's a safe place.
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It's a safe place because before, you know, back in the day when we were youths.
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The boys would go into parks or alleyways, public bathrooms, yeah. And,
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it would lend itself to getting attacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And also nowadays, with all of those apps where you can locate people,
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a lot of the times what I noticed on the apps is that people will invite someone
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to their house purely from the app.
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Yeah. And or their apartment. And to me, it would be safer to meet in a public place.
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We have security and it's very
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clean. We clean it thoroughly with intense like bleach. Just clean it.
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Yeah. Clean that place up. But yeah. And then there's other people there.
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And then we have a lounge area where you can just sit down and enjoy watching videos that we make.
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Yes. So, you know, we have seven hours of short videos that we have created
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ourselves, and they sit there and they watch those.
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Yeah, and they have fun watching it because they take a break from the exotic stuff.
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Yeah, it's like a little break from all cruising.
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Think of a coral reef. You know how the fish swim all around the coral reef looking for food?
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And then as soon as something pops its head up there's a feeding frenzy and
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then when they're done it goes back to them swimming around the coral it's kind
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of like that's kind of like that on a week on like a Friday Saturday night it's
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kind of like that yeah because you know um,
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There can be a lot of people showing up at once, and there will be,
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you'll see, like, a sudden feeding frenzy, we'll call it, where a group of people
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get into it, and it's kind of really hot.
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And then, you know, things happen, situations climax, and then everybody goes
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back to just walking around, circulating, sitting down, cruising.
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Yeah, the crazyâ Fascinating, guys. It's fascinating. The crazy times are,
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like, during, like, IML and market days. Oh, yeah. International Mr.
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Leather. Pride, pride. Oh, yeah.
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Because we get people, I mean, it's Chicago, so we get people from all over,
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the country and all over the world.
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Yeah. Which is really, really amazing. Very cool. Then we get porn stars.
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It's also fascinating to hear from people, like, when they're discussing what the.
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Adult stores and stuff like that are like in their countries. Oh, yeah.
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I mean, some people will come from countries where they don't have anything
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like this. and they're just flattered guys. They're like, wow.
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They're like, ah-ha, ah-ha.
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And then some people come from, especially in Europe, and come from countries
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where this is like commonplace and they're like, oh yeah, this is nobody to us.
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The Europeans are for the course. Yeah.
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So that's kind of a lot of fun. It's a fun place to work as well. Oh yeah. You know?
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That's like my social hour with boys. Yeah.
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It's very fun. It's cool. A lot of people go and they just hang out.
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They just talk. They're like friends with the staff.
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We consider them family, you know.
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Shout out to all the banana customers, banana employees. You know who you are.
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We're not allowed to say their names or anything.
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We are sworn to shikoshik. It's all confidential.
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And your entrance is confidential. Even if, say, you're walking down the street
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and you saw one of the employees walking down the street coming towards you,
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The employees are trained to not look at you and not speak to you unless you
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begin a conversation. Unless you're approached. Otherwise, they'll just pass
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you like they have no idea you exist.
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That way you can remain anonymous.
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Yes. But it's a great place. Again, I think that...
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You make it really difficult for society when the norms sexually are really
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uptight, when the rules are really uptight. And here it's very uptight.
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The U.S. is very uptight about sex. They are. In many ways, they are.
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Yeah, I mean, we talk a lot about the movies, how they can show people getting
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killed or heads being chopped off.
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Or like ordinary television in Southern European countries have no problems
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with nudity, you know, on television at any time, day or night.
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And yet, but they won't show violence, graphic violence. And here it's the reverse
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where graphic violence is okay, but nudity is not.
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It's kind of... That's weird because sexuality is natural.
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Yeah. You know, it's normal. Really, it is.
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And it's unique to everybody, just like a thumbprint, the way everybody feels
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about sexuality, the way their body responds to sex, and what they're into is
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so individual. It really is.
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And I remember coming from the 70s and 80s, like we did, there were categories.
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At first, for decades, there were only two categories, either you're gay or you're straight.
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And then in the 80s, being bi was acceptable. Not acceptable, but be spoken of.
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Spoken of, yeah. And now it's just opened the door because you realize there
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are so many more categories. And categories in itself is just not a good idea
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because it's so unique for everybody.
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Why should we put ourselves in boxes?
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Like I was thinking of, we have a guy that comes in, very, very masculine guy,
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HVAC. He works in HVAC. That's air conditioning and dry ice rock and heating
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and very masculine guy. He's a dude. He's a dude.
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And he likes women and he likes men. Yeah.
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It doesn't matter which one he's going to participate with. Whatever turns him
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on at the moment. But he's very specific. He's very into having his nipples
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played with, you know, and that's his thing.
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We've hadâwe haveâ.
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Young men who come in probably between the 80s of 25 and 35,
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and at one point they were born with female genitalia, and then they had a transition,
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and now they are males with a penis and all of that.
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And it's surprising because they all come into the club seeking other men.
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So they went from a female, transitioned into a male, and are now a gay man.
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Which is kind of cool. Yeah, and they're actually beautiful. I mean, they're hunks.
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Some of them are muscular, and they have beards and hairy chest,
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and it's crazy how good-looking they are.
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It's a new era. Yeah.
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I remember when coming out of a club and in the parking lot, I saw a dude...
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What I thought was a dude kneeling in front of another dude who was standing
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up. And, you know, it was obvious that they were, that he was performing oral
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on the other male in the parking lot, hidden in the dark.
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Yeah. And as I got closer, I realized it wasn't two dudes. It was two females.
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No way. Yeah. Really? And I remember sitting there thinking to myself,
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is the angle, like, oh, that's why that angle was that way.
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Because you're not doing this, you're doing something different.
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Well, yeah, because they were just, you know, and I had never seen that public
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of a, you know, demonstration, that public from lesbians.
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They're usually, I saw, the ones that I saw were more private.
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So that was kind of, that was kind of cool.
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Women are getting more. Oh, girl.
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And i remember uh a lesbian couple came in once to our our club,
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and um they paid and they went upstairs and i remember some guys came down they
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were like you should hear there's some women up there and they are hollering like what,
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and they're you know making all sorts of noise and i said yeah because they
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told me they were celebrating your anniversary and they wanted to do something,
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So they went up into a room and they were having fun and the guys were so surprised.
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And I was like, what? Like lesbians don't have loud sex. Come on guys.
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So the thing about working at this place that has been a blessing for us is it's opened our minds.
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To the differences that people have. Oh, definitely. The way that they express
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themselves sexually, what they're interested in, what they're into.
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There's so many differences. Yeah, and our job, too, is to take the taboo away from sexuality.
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Yeah. So, you know, when they come in and asking about the product or the,
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well, any of the products. Or they want to try something that they never tried.
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Yeah, so you explain it to them.
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You can be raunchy or you can be clinical depending on the personality of the people.
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And, you know, I make it fun.
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Yeah. And I'm sure the other guys do, too. You have to make it fun.
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I always think of how funny it is to them when they come in and you're working
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there because it's kind of like, okay, so granny's going to sit you down and
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talk to you today about which kind of vibrating you should go.
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Life with what you're up to what kind of allude to you and have you thought
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of an anal stimulator perhaps,
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a lot i get a lot of well when i started working at the other shop i started
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getting a lot of straight couples and the guys wanted to do anal on the girls,
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and i would always tell the girls because the guys was like you know she would
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be oh my god he's so big and you know and i would be like, yeah, right.
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But I would always tell the girl, well, both of them, but the girl,
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you can't start with a big.
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Big reality back there. You know, you've got to start with a...
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So that's why you need a little plug to kind of start...
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Yeah, we have training kits. You know, like start with a little tiny one,
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the middle one, the big one.
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Yeah, it's like you graduate. It's like you're learning to open the doors of paradise back there.
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Gradually. Gradually. You don't want to go win.
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But these are the kinds of things that we talk about. And it's a lot of fun.
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And there's a lot of people involved in this line of work throughout the country,
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throughout the world, and they'll tell you, you know, you have to open up your mind and you have to.
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You have to realize that for some people, it's a very sensitive,
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very personal thing. And for some people, they'll talk about it.
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They don't care. Oh, yeah. Whatever. Yeah.
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I have some clients. And everything in between. Yeah. I have some clients come
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down and tell me what's happened.
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And I'm just going, okay, I don't know if I want to hear this.
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I remember when I saw this really elegant, really gorgeous couple.
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Yeah. And they were jogging down the sidewalk.
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They had, it was the man, the woman, a baby's shoulder with a baby, and a golden retriever.
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I was like, wow. I mean, that was like from a picture book, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And as they were jogging, they pulled up in front of our store. Yeah. They stopped.
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The woman told the man who lost the dog and the baby, and she came in,
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and she purchased a butt plug because she wanted to start training him.
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Because she wanted to start yeah she was like well he likes it better.
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My finger so i was thinking if i get some more things maybe we can start experimenting
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with toys and stuff like that oh wow and i just thought that is hot you guys
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yeah that's hot i'm so glad that they're experiment and i'm so glad that they're open and having fun,
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and make you know and evolving and they're keeping it fresh and hot yeah we need the,
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especially like straight couples we need them to be more open yeah Because, you know, after.
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Being married for so many years,
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You know, things become habitual. Yeah, routine. Routine, yes.
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So you need to spice it up.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and there's all sorts of ways to spice it up.
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I mean, use your imagination.
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You can spice it up gently, or you can go to extremes in spicing it up.
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Whatever suits you. Whatever suits you. And don't be afraid,
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and don't worry what people will think. It's none of their business. Yeah.
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Between you and your partner. Like you said, don't be afraid to experiment and
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don't be afraid to talk to each other while you are in the act.
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Because, and I know this from experience, it's like when you don't communicate
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with your partner, they're not going to know what you like.
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Oh, yeah. Communication is everything. Please. Especially sexually.
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Because, I mean, you have to let them know, I like when I'm touched there.
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I don't like when I'm touched there.
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Right, exactly. I like when you kiss me there or lick me there.
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I like, you know, that kind of stuff. You have to let Abby know. You have to be. You do.
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I learned that lesson a long time ago. And here's another thing.
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This is going to be really controversial, but I'm going to bring it up anyway.
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And I'm probably going to get a lot of flack, especially from the females.
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Okay. But here's my thing. Talk to me, girl. Okay.
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There are a lot of females who are really good at performing oral on their male
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partner. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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And there are a lot of females who would rather not.
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Oh, yeah. I mean. And I'm telling you, the trend that we've seen is that these
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heterosexual males need that so much in their lives.
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They desire it so badly that they're willing to put their junk in a man's mouth.
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In order to seek out pleasure yeah a gay man is why god created glory rolls
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so that they don't have to look at the creature on the other side it's not a
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creature it's a person but,
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you know what i mean they don't have to look and they can imagine in their mind
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that it's you know their wife or a beautiful woman or whatever they need to
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imagine it and that's why the glory hole exists and that's why they're so popular
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with the straight guys because,
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they still need that oral pleasure and they definitely seek it out and,
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i have to tell you it makes up a huge percentage of our clientele is heterosexual
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men who are just there because.
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They are really really hardy and they need oral to be performed on them and
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their partner at home is not doing it yeah and and they You need an experience.
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Or bring it long enough. Oh, yeah.
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Or strong enough. And I mean, this sounds horrible, but it does require a certain
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amount of neck muscles, throat muscle, you know, an ability to keep your mouth
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open and wide for a long amount of time.
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And have no gag reflex. Gag reflex, all that kind of stuff.
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And there, you know, there is nothing...
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Better than the human mouth.
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No toy has ever come close to simulating what the mouth can actually do,
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the temperature of the mouth, the sensation that the mouth can create.
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The softness. And of course, always be safe.
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But what we're saying is, girls, don't get ticked off at your dude if he finds
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out that he's straight, but he lets some dude go down on it.
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And take care of it because that's what he really needs. Yeah,
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and then you don't have to do it.
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And it's like heat. They go into heat. Women go into heat.
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You have this certain time. It could be a month or a year for some people of
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the day. You know what I mean?
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The ones that have a lot of energy. But you get that urge, and the urge gets
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more and more and more intense.
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And it's really important to take care of it. Even if you just masturbate,
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it's really important to take care of that urge and let that stress out,
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let that steam out of the engine.
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You know what I mean? Fire away. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out.
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Because you don't want to just keep shutting it in and keeping it in. Yeah.
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It's a great way to be. And back to that releasing of stress.
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So important. Oh, my God. So bottom line, go home tonight and,
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you know, finger one out or whatever.
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Whatever it takes, whatever you do, take care of business down there.
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And then you know, if you are by yourself, you don't have a partner.
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You've got to take care of things. You still have to take care of it. Oh, yeah, you're safe.
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And you know what you like, so you can perform it on yourself.
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You know what I'm saying? It can be great.
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It's all great. But the important thing is that you're taking care of it and
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that you're releasing it.
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You're nurturing that. You're nurturing that part of you that means the release.
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It is all about that release. There's no release that you can go through is
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as intense as an orgasm. And as effective.
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Wow! That's so intense. That's why the toes curl. That's why the eyes go back and you scroll.
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It's so intense. All right. So hopefully we made you a little horny. Yeah. And go play.
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Go play. Go have fun. Please. Because that's what it's all about.
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We love you. We love you. Have a great one.
