Oct. 14, 2026
We Are Delicate Flowers: Sex Shop Confessions & Laughs
The gloves are off as we take an unfiltered look at our work in the sex industry and reflect on when god was a woman. We decide to take the advise from a trusted friend and neighbor who suggested that we ”stop holding back”. This episode is not for kids.
Two candid hosts relax, joke, and smoke a little as they share unfiltered stories about working in the adult industry, profanity, and why they won’t censor themselves.
They reflect on women’s historical power, immigrant women’s challenges, and tease an upcoming bilingual interview with a brave neighbor and her dog Toby.
Mixed in are humorous tales of a demanding regular customer, long-lived pets, and warm, chaotic friendship—ending with a cheerful sign-off inviting listeners back.
Escape the daily grind with two chaotic seniors who completely lack a filter as they dive into unhinged, outrageous topics guaranteed to clear your skin, cure your stress, and transport you to a better mood. Coming soon, Laugh Out Loud with Mari and John the podcast!
00:36 - Opening Banter
03:40 - Halloween and Sacred Women
08:08 - Esme’s Story Begins
11:23 - Ramona’s Boundary Problems
16:29 - Birds, Snacks, and Goodbyes
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Testing one, two, three. Testing that. Three.
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One, two, three. We look fabulous, don't we? I know. Hello, everybody. Hello.
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We're feeling precious and beautiful. Yes, we're delicate flowers.
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We are delicate flowers tonight. How are you?
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We smoked a little. A little bit. Just a little bit. Enough.
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Enough. Enough to make us go, I am a delicate flower. I am a delicate flower.
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Hey, what are we going to talk about? I have no idea.
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Well, just having fun, having a good night,
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and enjoying ourselves. How was your day?
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Oh, it was a blast. It was a blast? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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At the dildo store. At the banana. At the banana. Yes. You had a blast at the
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banana. I had a blast. With all the gay men showing up because they want oral
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sex to be performed. Oh, by the way.
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Andrew said that he did not think it was a good idea to omit profanity from
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our program because it's who we are.
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And there's a lot of profanity out there in programs, and they're popular.
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Yeah. So he basically was telling me, fuck it, just start talking like you talk.
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Oh, really? Fuck it. Yeah. He was like, I don't, because I said,
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don't you think it's better to appeal to a wider audience by keeping the language?
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And he was like i don't know i don't i don't know he was like i don't think
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so he said you know well you know that kind of makes sense he said just be who
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you are yeah and he was like you guys work in a sex shop and you've been working in the adult,
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sex industry your entire lives adult lives um,
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why would you start censoring yourselves now I know.
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When we're in our 60s.
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Don't say that anymore. I'm so sorry, but we are. I'm a delicate flower.
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I can't hear that right now. I know. I can't either. I can't either. But it is what it is.
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And we have to accept it. Death is coming.
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Stop. Don't go there. No, listen. Don't go there. Hey, don't pretend death is
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coming. It's coming. We're 60.
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But for all of us. You know, nobody's guaranteed. Girl, you know what I'm talking
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about. It's around the corner.
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It's not down the street. It's not in the next chapter. It's not in the,
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it's not we're just, we've only just begun.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know, I know, I know. White lace and pride. I can shut her up.
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Anyway. Apparently you can. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I don't know if that's
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a skill. I technically don't. Mm-hmm.
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So. Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? Where are we?
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Halloween.
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We had a bunch of Zuhindas. Yeah. I don't know what happened.
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All of a sudden, this femininity invaded us.
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It just reminded us that back then, God was a woman.
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That's right. Yeah. That's right. 26,000 years in archaeological history.
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God was a woman. God was a woman.
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All of these statues around the entire globe. The deities, they were all women.
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Yeah, that's all you make statues of is deities.
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There were no statues of the men.
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There were the women. And you know what? It's believed that it's because primitive
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man, primitive man saw a woman giving birth and went, okay, holy shit, you win.
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You're a badass you are a badass and that's what happened they saw that and
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they were like woman is power woman is the great one and then what is believed as well is that men,
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realized that they had a part in procreation,
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and that screwed us up because the men were like wait a minute so you need my
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dilly dally to squirt some scoopy scoopy.
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To create that thing that comes out of your vagina like a miracle of the century.
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And I play a role in it. Oh my god. That means shut the fuck up,
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sit down, get in the kitchen and start cooking me dinner, bitch.
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And that's what happened. I mean, you know. That's exactly what happened.
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We're cutting it down a bit, but that's basically what happened,
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bitches. Yeah, simple. And now.
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Especially in our third world countries, you know, the women's role is minimized.
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Yeah, she's a secondary citizen. Even when she arrives to another country as
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an immigrant, she's still doing the laundry, mopping the floors,
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cleaning up after people and children,
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and working for an hourly wage. Yeah.
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You know, but somehow when the man works for an hourly wage,
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it means something. Oh, yeah. It makes him the king.
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But when she works for an hourly wage, it's like, thanks for contributing.
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Yeah, and she has to do everything else on top of it.
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Take care of the children, clean the house. Girls, it's not over.
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Have sex with their husband. It's 2026, and Monty and I are witnessing those
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relationships in this freaking apartment building.
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I'm telling you, it is...
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Yeah. It feels like we're living in, you know, not medieval,
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but for us, medieval times.
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Right? Yeah. I'm like, you guys, to the women, I want to say,
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listen, you're in the United States now. You have more rights. I mean, at least.
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But man, we've talked about this before.
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And, you know, what's going to be interesting is your podcast coming up. I know.
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Madi's going to sit one-on-one with one of our neighbors, and it's going to
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be a very special podcast.
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My daughter. or granddaughter, whatever she wants to call herself.
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There might be a few English words thrown in there if I'm around,
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but it's going to be in Spanish, and it's going to be speaking to someone.
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Yeah, someone who's actually become very dear to us because she is theâ She's going through a lot.
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Well, she's also the fur mom of our favorite puppy, Toby. Oh,
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yeah, Toby. Tobias, Toby Ziki. Our most popular YouTube videos are of Toby.
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Because Toby's adorable. So Esme and I are going to be talking tomorrow and
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exchanging ideas, not only ideas, but what we think about being women.
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Y'all are going to be just dishing. You're going to be dishing. Yeah.
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And you know what? That woman needs a voice. She has, you guys,
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so she was a singer at one point. So she's been on stage.
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She's kind of...
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She's kind of like a... She's a folk singer. And she's courageous.
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Oh, very. You know what I'm saying? Oh, she's a folk singer?
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She's a folk singer. I didn't know that. Yeah, she sings at Rancheras and... Oh, so she's got that...
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And she's great at harmonizing. Oh, but she's been on stage,
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so she's not afraid of a microphone in front of her face. Nope.
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And she's been through some major shit. I'm like, you guys, oh,
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my God, she's been through some major shit.
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And we're going to have her talk about it and, you know, air out her feelings.
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Who knows what's going to happen? I know. She's lived a life.
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I'm excited. I'm excited. It's going to be cool. It's going to be cool to get
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that perspective, I think. I know. Yep.
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From her heart, from. From your heart. From my heart.
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Yeah, because, yeah, because you're giving a voice to these people,
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you know, it's really cool.
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I mean, I can't do it.
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I don't have the bilingual ability that you have to be fluent in two languages completely.
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I mean, I can speak Spanish pretty good, but I'm not fluent.
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And you can speak English really well, and you can speak Spanish really well,
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and you're completely fluent in both. That's a rare thing. I know.
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I'm really proud of it. Good. You should be.
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And thanks to Mom, who made me write a whole page of Spanish.
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Are you accepting an Oscar?
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Yes. Well, girl, you're dressed for it. I'd like to thank the mechanic.
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I know I got the sparkles and everything. With her Armani jewels.
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And by Armani, I mean, it didn't cost an army of money and a leg. No.
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It did not. Maybe like, I think I have like a whole. This bracelet here,
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the super, can you hold it up? Can you see it? It's right here.
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Anyways, that one with the super glitter and the gold and the greens and the
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reds and multi-toned, it's absolutely gorgeous.
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I think that was around $7 or $6. Right?
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And then this one was a gift from Mr. Ramon.
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Oh, yeah. And then these are... Should we talk about him?
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I don't know. Because it's a sensitive subject. It's a very sensitive subject.
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Ramona was a guy who was a regular at our club. For years.
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For years and years. Regular.
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He would tell you, if you asked him, he was a VIP person.
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And gradually, because he did, he was one of those people that lived down the
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street in a building, an apartment building, and therefore we were very close to his home.
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So it was convenient. But he drove, didn't he? No, he lived like in the Puerto
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Rican area or something. Oh. Something like that. Look at you all labeling areas
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and shit like that. Well, I, you know. Like you somebody.
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Yeah, I, you know, I am who I am. He.
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Lived in a very, it was an old home Latin community. With his husband.
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No, his husband died years and years and years ago. But I mean,
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before that, he lived with his husband.
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And his husband was from a family of notoriety in the bell-making community.
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You know those big cathedral bells that they make? his.
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Family was famous for making those in in,
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I think Germany. Germany or something like that. Something like that. His husband. Yeah.
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So in other words, he married into some family with a name. Mm-hmm.
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And he had to let everybody know because that's how he is.
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Yes, he was. That's how he is. He wants you to remember that he is classy.
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Okay? Don't forget. He is classy.
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So anyway, that leads to the fact that he was there almost every day at the club.
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Every day. And then gradually things started to happen like he showed up with his own chair. Yeah.
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Because our chairs didn't have cushions, and he wanted a cushion.
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And he had the chair with cushion plus a cushion on top of it.
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And at first, he expected us to carry, when he would show up,
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he wanted the chair to be carried upstairs, set in his favorite spot to sit,
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so that he could sit there.
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And then he brought a blanket, and he wanted a blanket to be put over him.
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Yeah, and then he started to bring his own beverage, because he was on a special
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diet and he required a certain beverage.
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But he didn't want toâwe were selling beverages. So he wanted us to utilize,
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our refrigerator where we were selling beverages from to hold his beverages free of charge.
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So that when he wanted one, he could ask for it and receive it free of charge. Yeah, yeah.
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It was a bit on the ridiculous side. He didn't tip the guys either.
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And then he decided he no longer wanted to use the customer bathroom.
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And only the employee bathroom, which was larger and much more immaculate,
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would do. And it was much more private.
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So he started insisting that we allow him to use the employee bathroom.
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And then I came down one time and he was behind the counter and.
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He was opening up his coat at the time, because you can check in your coat.
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He had gone into the check-in area behind the counter by himself and decided
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to get some stuff out of his coat jacket because, hey, it's my coat jacket.
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And it was like, but you do understand customers are not allowed behind the counter.
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Yeah. Especially when there is no other employee in sight. You don't just walk behind the counter.
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Then after that, I was ringing up a customer. He was coming up.
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I buzzed him in because we have a buzzer. He buzzed in, walked in,
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proceeded to slam his keys down on the counter and told me, check them in for
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me, as I was in the middle of selling merchandise to another customer, like they didn't exist.
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And then I told him to wait a moment that I wanted to speak to him.
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And when I was through helping the customer, I asked him to please gather his
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chair, his blanket, his cushion, and his,
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special beverages, and to take them with him and to never return to our club. After years.
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But that's where it went to. And everybody was like, remember?
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Oh, they're still asking about it. People were just like, oh,
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my God, how dare you? And I thought to myself,
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Ah, we had, I had explained to him over and over again, you are a customer.
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You are not owner of the club. You are not an employee. You are a customer.
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You must understand the boundaries. And to him, it was no. It was nothing. I mean, he didn't care.
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It was his world. But he brought you jewelry every day. He did bring a jewelry.
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So what it boils down to is Monty was a hoe who kicked her for jewelry.
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And then she was like, turned her back on him the second he pissed her off.
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She was like, I don't care how much jewelry you've given me,
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go to hell. Oh, my God. It's not like that. I know.
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It's not like that. Well, to start with he's the biggest homo in the world.
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Well, hello. And you like the same thing he likes. He was bribing me,
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you know, and it worked for a long time.
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You know, I accept it. I'm sorry. You sucked what?
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I did not suck that. Oh, did you say I accepted it? I accepted it.
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Oh, I thought you said I sucked it.
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No, no, no. I didn't know that.
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You didn't tell me that part of this story. No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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But I, yeah, I mean, he...
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You realize we're going to have to change the status of this podcast?
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Because all of our podcasts before this have been.
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They've been called clean. Oh, and they're not clean no more.
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And they ain't clean no more, you're right. Yeah.
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They ain't clean no more. So I wonder what effect that's going to have.
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I'm so worried. Christian mother of God, please forgive me.
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Oh, man. Do you see my bird? That's my bird, bitches.
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But I'm wearing it. I know. You don't wear it. Don't break it.
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You're not supposed to wear it. You guys, I love birds. So do I.
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We've had one bird for like 20 years. That should be only living eight years.
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We had like 13 birds. 14. 14 birds. 14 birds. For a long time.
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But, you know, they all died of old age.
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Yeah. And there's one left, and she don't want to go because the food is too good. I know.
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At Restaurant O'Mauri. Yeah, I mean, she gets now the food of all 14 finches in one. In one.
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She gets like, first we start with a chef salad with hard-boiled eggs.
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She gets strawberries, blueberries, broccoli, blueberries. She gets crushed
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almonds in her seeds. Apple, orange. All of her seeds are pre-pitted so that
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she only has to deal with the soft parts.
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And she has a bath.
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Every day, a fresh bath. Yes. She also has almonds that are crushed into her seed.
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Romaine lettuce. Romaine lettuce. She likes the heart of a green bell pepper
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with all the seeds, you know, in the center of it. She loves those.
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Cucumbers are her thang. Oh, yeah. She gets hard for cucumbers.
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And tomatoes. Tomatoes, too. But cucumbers are her thang. That's good. She loves cucumbers.
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And recently, broccoli. She's into broccoli. Oh, she loves broccoli.
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She likes picking the little balls off of the broccoli.
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But she's a sweetheart. She sits a lot. She talks to us. Tina.
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And you know why she got her name?
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Because there was another bird that died before her that was always beating her up.
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So John called him Ike Turner. Yeah, because the fucker was always beating her
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up. And she beat Tina Turner because she was always flying all over the house.
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She outlived him and she's still here and the motherfucker's gone. The house.
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Since she was like out of breath and he he was coming he was,
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yeah he was merciless so we separated them yep he yeah he was ike turner ike
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turner and tina turner so i'm getting tired of talking are you getting tired
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i'm tired of talking yeah i know right.
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You guys you know i have a burnout button so but you know i love talking and
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uh wow we're having fun i want you to have a great day yes and happy monday happy monday yeah,
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and be safe uh have fun yeah and love come back and see us again please we need
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you to survive that's the truth there bye bye love you.
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Testing one, two, three. Testing that. Three.
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One, two, three. We look fabulous, don't we? I know. Hello, everybody. Hello.
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We're feeling precious and beautiful. Yes, we're delicate flowers.
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We are delicate flowers tonight. How are you?
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We smoked a little. A little bit. Just a little bit. Enough.
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Enough. Enough to make us go, I am a delicate flower. I am a delicate flower.
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Hey, what are we going to talk about? I have no idea.
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Well, just having fun, having a good night,
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and enjoying ourselves. How was your day?
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Oh, it was a blast. It was a blast? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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At the dildo store. At the banana. At the banana. Yes. You had a blast at the
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banana. I had a blast. With all the gay men showing up because they want oral
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sex to be performed. Oh, by the way.
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Andrew said that he did not think it was a good idea to omit profanity from
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our program because it's who we are.
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And there's a lot of profanity out there in programs, and they're popular.
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Yeah. So he basically was telling me, fuck it, just start talking like you talk.
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Oh, really? Fuck it. Yeah. He was like, I don't, because I said,
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don't you think it's better to appeal to a wider audience by keeping the language?
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And he was like i don't know i don't i don't know he was like i don't think
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so he said you know well you know that kind of makes sense he said just be who
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you are yeah and he was like you guys work in a sex shop and you've been working in the adult,
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sex industry your entire lives adult lives um,
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why would you start censoring yourselves now I know.
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When we're in our 60s.
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Don't say that anymore. I'm so sorry, but we are. I'm a delicate flower.
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I can't hear that right now. I know. I can't either. I can't either. But it is what it is.
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And we have to accept it. Death is coming.
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Stop. Don't go there. No, listen. Don't go there. Hey, don't pretend death is
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coming. It's coming. We're 60.
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But for all of us. You know, nobody's guaranteed. Girl, you know what I'm talking
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about. It's around the corner.
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It's not down the street. It's not in the next chapter. It's not in the,
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it's not we're just, we've only just begun.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know, I know, I know. White lace and pride. I can shut her up.
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Anyway. Apparently you can. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I don't know if that's
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a skill. I technically don't. Mm-hmm.
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So. Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? Where are we?
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Halloween.
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We had a bunch of Zuhindas. Yeah. I don't know what happened.
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All of a sudden, this femininity invaded us.
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It just reminded us that back then, God was a woman.
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That's right. Yeah. That's right. 26,000 years in archaeological history.
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God was a woman. God was a woman.
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All of these statues around the entire globe. The deities, they were all women.
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Yeah, that's all you make statues of is deities.
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There were no statues of the men.
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There were the women. And you know what? It's believed that it's because primitive
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man, primitive man saw a woman giving birth and went, okay, holy shit, you win.
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You're a badass you are a badass and that's what happened they saw that and
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they were like woman is power woman is the great one and then what is believed as well is that men,
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realized that they had a part in procreation,
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and that screwed us up because the men were like wait a minute so you need my
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dilly dally to squirt some scoopy scoopy.
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To create that thing that comes out of your vagina like a miracle of the century.
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And I play a role in it. Oh my god. That means shut the fuck up,
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sit down, get in the kitchen and start cooking me dinner, bitch.
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And that's what happened. I mean, you know. That's exactly what happened.
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We're cutting it down a bit, but that's basically what happened,
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bitches. Yeah, simple. And now.
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Especially in our third world countries, you know, the women's role is minimized.
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Yeah, she's a secondary citizen. Even when she arrives to another country as
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an immigrant, she's still doing the laundry, mopping the floors,
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cleaning up after people and children,
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and working for an hourly wage. Yeah.
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You know, but somehow when the man works for an hourly wage,
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it means something. Oh, yeah. It makes him the king.
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But when she works for an hourly wage, it's like, thanks for contributing.
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Yeah, and she has to do everything else on top of it.
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Take care of the children, clean the house. Girls, it's not over.
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Have sex with their husband. It's 2026, and Monty and I are witnessing those
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relationships in this freaking apartment building.
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I'm telling you, it is...
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Yeah. It feels like we're living in, you know, not medieval,
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but for us, medieval times.
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Right? Yeah. I'm like, you guys, to the women, I want to say,
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listen, you're in the United States now. You have more rights. I mean, at least.
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But man, we've talked about this before.
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And, you know, what's going to be interesting is your podcast coming up. I know.
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Madi's going to sit one-on-one with one of our neighbors, and it's going to
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be a very special podcast.
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My daughter. or granddaughter, whatever she wants to call herself.
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There might be a few English words thrown in there if I'm around,
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but it's going to be in Spanish, and it's going to be speaking to someone.
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Yeah, someone who's actually become very dear to us because she is theâ She's going through a lot.
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Well, she's also the fur mom of our favorite puppy, Toby. Oh,
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yeah, Toby. Tobias, Toby Ziki. Our most popular YouTube videos are of Toby.
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Because Toby's adorable. So Esme and I are going to be talking tomorrow and
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exchanging ideas, not only ideas, but what we think about being women.
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Y'all are going to be just dishing. You're going to be dishing. Yeah.
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And you know what? That woman needs a voice. She has, you guys,
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so she was a singer at one point. So she's been on stage.
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She's kind of...
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She's kind of like a... She's a folk singer. And she's courageous.
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Oh, very. You know what I'm saying? Oh, she's a folk singer?
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She's a folk singer. I didn't know that. Yeah, she sings at Rancheras and... Oh, so she's got that...
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And she's great at harmonizing. Oh, but she's been on stage,
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so she's not afraid of a microphone in front of her face. Nope.
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And she's been through some major shit. I'm like, you guys, oh,
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my God, she's been through some major shit.
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And we're going to have her talk about it and, you know, air out her feelings.
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Who knows what's going to happen? I know. She's lived a life.
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I'm excited. I'm excited. It's going to be cool. It's going to be cool to get
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that perspective, I think. I know. Yep.
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From her heart, from. From your heart. From my heart.
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Yeah, because, yeah, because you're giving a voice to these people,
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you know, it's really cool.
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I mean, I can't do it.
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I don't have the bilingual ability that you have to be fluent in two languages completely.
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I mean, I can speak Spanish pretty good, but I'm not fluent.
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And you can speak English really well, and you can speak Spanish really well,
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and you're completely fluent in both. That's a rare thing. I know.
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I'm really proud of it. Good. You should be.
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And thanks to Mom, who made me write a whole page of Spanish.
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Are you accepting an Oscar?
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Yes. Well, girl, you're dressed for it. I'd like to thank the mechanic.
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I know I got the sparkles and everything. With her Armani jewels.
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And by Armani, I mean, it didn't cost an army of money and a leg. No.
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It did not. Maybe like, I think I have like a whole. This bracelet here,
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the super, can you hold it up? Can you see it? It's right here.
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Anyways, that one with the super glitter and the gold and the greens and the
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reds and multi-toned, it's absolutely gorgeous.
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I think that was around $7 or $6. Right?
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And then this one was a gift from Mr. Ramon.
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Oh, yeah. And then these are... Should we talk about him?
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I don't know. Because it's a sensitive subject. It's a very sensitive subject.
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Ramona was a guy who was a regular at our club. For years.
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For years and years. Regular.
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He would tell you, if you asked him, he was a VIP person.
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And gradually, because he did, he was one of those people that lived down the
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street in a building, an apartment building, and therefore we were very close to his home.
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So it was convenient. But he drove, didn't he? No, he lived like in the Puerto
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Rican area or something. Oh. Something like that. Look at you all labeling areas
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and shit like that. Well, I, you know. Like you somebody.
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Yeah, I, you know, I am who I am. He.
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Lived in a very, it was an old home Latin community. With his husband.
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No, his husband died years and years and years ago. But I mean,
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before that, he lived with his husband.
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And his husband was from a family of notoriety in the bell-making community.
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You know those big cathedral bells that they make? his.
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Family was famous for making those in in,
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I think Germany. Germany or something like that. Something like that. His husband. Yeah.
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So in other words, he married into some family with a name. Mm-hmm.
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And he had to let everybody know because that's how he is.
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Yes, he was. That's how he is. He wants you to remember that he is classy.
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Okay? Don't forget. He is classy.
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So anyway, that leads to the fact that he was there almost every day at the club.
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Every day. And then gradually things started to happen like he showed up with his own chair. Yeah.
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Because our chairs didn't have cushions, and he wanted a cushion.
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And he had the chair with cushion plus a cushion on top of it.
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And at first, he expected us to carry, when he would show up,
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he wanted the chair to be carried upstairs, set in his favorite spot to sit,
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so that he could sit there.
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And then he brought a blanket, and he wanted a blanket to be put over him.
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Yeah, and then he started to bring his own beverage, because he was on a special
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diet and he required a certain beverage.
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But he didn't want toâwe were selling beverages. So he wanted us to utilize,
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our refrigerator where we were selling beverages from to hold his beverages free of charge.
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So that when he wanted one, he could ask for it and receive it free of charge. Yeah, yeah.
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It was a bit on the ridiculous side. He didn't tip the guys either.
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And then he decided he no longer wanted to use the customer bathroom.
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And only the employee bathroom, which was larger and much more immaculate,
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would do. And it was much more private.
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So he started insisting that we allow him to use the employee bathroom.
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And then I came down one time and he was behind the counter and.
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He was opening up his coat at the time, because you can check in your coat.
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He had gone into the check-in area behind the counter by himself and decided
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to get some stuff out of his coat jacket because, hey, it's my coat jacket.
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And it was like, but you do understand customers are not allowed behind the counter.
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Yeah. Especially when there is no other employee in sight. You don't just walk behind the counter.
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Then after that, I was ringing up a customer. He was coming up.
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I buzzed him in because we have a buzzer. He buzzed in, walked in,
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proceeded to slam his keys down on the counter and told me, check them in for
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me, as I was in the middle of selling merchandise to another customer, like they didn't exist.
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And then I told him to wait a moment that I wanted to speak to him.
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And when I was through helping the customer, I asked him to please gather his
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chair, his blanket, his cushion, and his,
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special beverages, and to take them with him and to never return to our club. After years.
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But that's where it went to. And everybody was like, remember?
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Oh, they're still asking about it. People were just like, oh,
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my God, how dare you? And I thought to myself,
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Ah, we had, I had explained to him over and over again, you are a customer.
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You are not owner of the club. You are not an employee. You are a customer.
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You must understand the boundaries. And to him, it was no. It was nothing. I mean, he didn't care.
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It was his world. But he brought you jewelry every day. He did bring a jewelry.
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So what it boils down to is Monty was a hoe who kicked her for jewelry.
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And then she was like, turned her back on him the second he pissed her off.
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She was like, I don't care how much jewelry you've given me,
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go to hell. Oh, my God. It's not like that. I know.
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It's not like that. Well, to start with he's the biggest homo in the world.
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Well, hello. And you like the same thing he likes. He was bribing me,
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you know, and it worked for a long time.
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You know, I accept it. I'm sorry. You sucked what?
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I did not suck that. Oh, did you say I accepted it? I accepted it.
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Oh, I thought you said I sucked it.
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No, no, no. I didn't know that.
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You didn't tell me that part of this story. No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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But I, yeah, I mean, he...
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You realize we're going to have to change the status of this podcast?
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Because all of our podcasts before this have been.
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They've been called clean. Oh, and they're not clean no more.
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And they ain't clean no more, you're right. Yeah.
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They ain't clean no more. So I wonder what effect that's going to have.
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I'm so worried. Christian mother of God, please forgive me.
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Oh, man. Do you see my bird? That's my bird, bitches.
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But I'm wearing it. I know. You don't wear it. Don't break it.
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You're not supposed to wear it. You guys, I love birds. So do I.
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We've had one bird for like 20 years. That should be only living eight years.
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We had like 13 birds. 14. 14 birds. 14 birds. For a long time.
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But, you know, they all died of old age.
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Yeah. And there's one left, and she don't want to go because the food is too good. I know.
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At Restaurant O'Mauri. Yeah, I mean, she gets now the food of all 14 finches in one. In one.
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She gets like, first we start with a chef salad with hard-boiled eggs.
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She gets strawberries, blueberries, broccoli, blueberries. She gets crushed
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almonds in her seeds. Apple, orange. All of her seeds are pre-pitted so that
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she only has to deal with the soft parts.
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And she has a bath.
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Every day, a fresh bath. Yes. She also has almonds that are crushed into her seed.
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Romaine lettuce. Romaine lettuce. She likes the heart of a green bell pepper
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with all the seeds, you know, in the center of it. She loves those.
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Cucumbers are her thang. Oh, yeah. She gets hard for cucumbers.
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And tomatoes. Tomatoes, too. But cucumbers are her thang. That's good. She loves cucumbers.
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And recently, broccoli. She's into broccoli. Oh, she loves broccoli.
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She likes picking the little balls off of the broccoli.
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But she's a sweetheart. She sits a lot. She talks to us. Tina.
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And you know why she got her name?
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Because there was another bird that died before her that was always beating her up.
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So John called him Ike Turner. Yeah, because the fucker was always beating her
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up. And she beat Tina Turner because she was always flying all over the house.
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She outlived him and she's still here and the motherfucker's gone. The house.
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Since she was like out of breath and he he was coming he was,
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yeah he was merciless so we separated them yep he yeah he was ike turner ike
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turner and tina turner so i'm getting tired of talking are you getting tired
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i'm tired of talking yeah i know right.
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You guys you know i have a burnout button so but you know i love talking and
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uh wow we're having fun i want you to have a great day yes and happy monday happy monday yeah,
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and be safe uh have fun yeah and love come back and see us again please we need
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you to survive that's the truth there bye bye love you.
